Gone Girl

  • 2014
  • Drama
  • Mystery
  • Thriller
This is David Fincher’s sick idea of a romantic comedy.
David Fincher
And, my idea of a top ten for 2014.
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The Fault in Our Stars

  • 2014
  • Drama
  • Romance
The only thing more heart-breaking than doomed young-love, is doomed young-love that can never happen because of cancer. You are going to cry a lot.
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The Monuments Men

  • 2014
  • Drama
  • War
Those that are expecting explosions and gunfire in this war movie will not get it. For everyone else that is expecting a fun and exciting movie, you won’t get that either.
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The Unbelievers

  • 2013
  • Documentary
Hallelujah!
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Muppets Most Wanted

  • 2014
  • Adventure
  • Comedy
  • Crime
I never thought I'd be that delighted to hear so much badly-stereotyped accents in a Muppets movie.
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Chef

  • 2014
  • Comedy
Above the themes of family and food, this film is for old people who need to learn a thing-or-two about MyFace, the Twitters, and hashbags.
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Devil's Knot

  • 2013
  • Biography
  • Crime
  • Drama
It’s not disrespectful to the real life case of the West Memphis Three but it doesn’t shed any new light on things we already knew. If you want to know about the case, I suggest you start with the documentary, instead of this movie.
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The One I Love

  • 2014
  • Comedy
  • Drama
  • Romance
You know those plots where one person experiences something extraordinary and then spends the rest of the time trying to prove to others that it really happened. This is not that. A couple is trying to grasp and interact with an extraordinary event. The One I Love is a funny and twisted experience about romance that should not be explained. The less you know, the better; go watch it.
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Blue Ruin

  • 2013
  • Thriller
This isn’t about slick dudes with sunglasses posing in front of explosions. It’s about the struggle of normal folk taking out bloody revenge on one another – out of necessity, and that’s what makes it so impactful. Extremely violent, intense, and beautifully-shot.
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Fed Up

  • 2014
  • Documentary
You will be after watching this.
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Frank

  • 2014
  • Comedy
  • Drama
  • Music
There is always something uplifting that counteracts the sadness running through this entire film. The premise is simple even though we might not fully grasp it until the last scene. Frank is a delightful movie and an even more delightful character. This is almost for everyone but it will definitely resonate more with the music enthusiast. One of my Top 10's for 2014.
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Maleficent

  • 2014
  • Action
  • Adventure
  • Family
I know there's all sorts of things wrong with this film but I don't care to be right when one of my favorite, childhood villains comes to life.
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Necessary Evil: Super-Villains of DC Comics

  • 2013
  • Documentary
The Joker is one of the best villains ever created and if you slightly agree, then you should watch this.
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Boyhood

  • 2014
  • Drama
An extraordinary, 12-year epic, about very ordinary things.
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Paranoia

  • 2013
  • Drama
  • Thriller
Running like he's having a slap fight with himself.

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Tim's Vermeer

  • 2013
  • Documentary
A modern day genius uncovers the methods of a revered painter. Whether or not you believe what's possible in this documentary, being stunned is guaranteed.
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Homefront

  • 2013
  • Action
  • Crime
  • Thriller
Meth and this movie are both bad for you but you could still feel something with meth.
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The Railway Man

  • 2014
  • Biography
  • Drama
Based on a true story about the scars of war and how the mental ones run deeper. It’s pleasant to see Nicole Kidman play a kind-hearted wife and Colin Firth as the opposite, angry man. You can't help but to get a little choked up when the ending comes even though you might have already predicted it.
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The Machine

  • 2013
  • Sci-fi
  • Thriller
I’m okay with this being a B-movie as much as it doesn’t want to. Just like how we’re all okay with the lead girl being what she doesn’t want to - a hot robot.
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You're Next

  • 2014
  • Horror
  • Thriller
You're going to be terrified with this. Then you're going to be satisfied with the end.
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The Signal

  • 2014
  • Sci-fi
  • Thriller
It’s a stylish alien drama that tries to provoke the depths of something like Moon but will end up leaving you scratching your head. Even if you grasp the plot twist, ask yourself if it was good enough to warrant a sequel because that’s what it wants to do.
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The Other Woman

  • 2014
  • Comedy
  • Romance
This made me really stupid.
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Get on Up

  • 2014
  • Biography
  • Drama
  • Music
The movie screen must have broke because we were missing subtitles.

Choo gun do? Imma kiss maself!
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Captain America: The Winter Soldier

  • 2014
  • Action
  • Adventure
  • Sci-fi
More complex and more character arc with more popcorn-crunching action in one of Marvel’s best superhero films to date. At ease Cap’n and hail Hydra!
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Mr. Peabody & Sherman

  • 2014
  • Adventure
  • Animation
  • Comedy
A dog adopts a small boy and together, they ruin history. It's a sick world.
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Stand Up Guys

  • 2012
  • Comedy
  • Crime
  • Thriller
About old guys trying to stand up.
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Guardians of the Galaxy

  • 2014
  • Action
  • Adventure
  • Sci-fi
What else is there to say about Guardians of the Galaxy except that it was one of the most fun times I've had in a theater.
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Jack Reacher

  • 2012
  • Action
  • Crime
  • Thriller
I thought I was about to watch a brain-dead, action film where Tom Cruise pretends he's tough for 2 hours. None of that is true except for the last part. This turned out to be a serious detective flick that I could actually recommend.
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House at the End of the Street

  • 2012
  • Horror
  • Mystery
  • Thriller
A teenage, PG-13 horror where Jennifer Lawrence falls for a boy that still lives in the house where his parents were murdered. If the mother knew any better, she would have encouraged Jennifer to go hang out with the stoners under the bleachers, instead.
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The Family

  • 2013
  • Comedy
  • Crime
  • Thriller
What’s more stupid than Julia Roberts playing Julia Roberts in Ocean’s Twelve? Robert De Niro commentating on his favorite movie, Goodfellas, in this stupid movie.
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The Grand Budapest Hotel

  • 2014
  • Comedy
  • Mystery
Not only is this an outright, fantastic film, but every scene could be framed into a museum piece.
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Neighbors

  • 2014
  • Comedy
Embrace the douchey-ness of Neighbors, it's the frat comedy that you weren't sure about, but you'll dig it.
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Locke

  • 2013
  • Drama
  • Thriller
A man’s world collapses as he confronts his demons in this intense car ride. All that is true but it’s still just one bloody, long, boring car ride.
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Turbo

  • 2013
  • Adventure
  • Animation
  • Comedy
Don’t be upset if your kids start sass-mouthing you after this.
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Robot & Frank

  • 2012
  • Comedy
  • Crime
  • Drama
It’s like a softer version of The Notebook minus all the young people making out in the rain.
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Under the Skin

  • 2014
  • Drama
  • Sci-fi
  • Thriller
The last time I reacted in this frighteningly-warped way was when I saw a Kubrick film. Under the Skin’s haunting cinematography will envelope you and then tighten inwards with some bizarre and beautiful visuals. This is an artistic look at the dark side of Sci-fi and how a story being told can be more effective than the story itself.
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Mud

  • 2012
  • Drama
There is no force stronger than a redneck boy's love for his girl.
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How I Live Now

  • 2013
  • Action
  • Drama
  • Romance
Not caked with random violence and explosions as we would expect from an apocalyptic film and where the film does trip, Saoirse Ronan will pick it back up. It’s worth a watch if you’re in the mood for a young romance without it being overly sappy.
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Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit

  • 2014
  • Action
  • Mystery
  • Thriller
I did not know that this was a reboot and after watching this, I don't care that it was rebooted.
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The Amazing Spider-Man 2

  • 2014
  • Action
  • Adventure
  • Fantasy
This feels like Sam Raimi's Spider-Man 2. That one sucked and so does this one. The franchise feels like it's barreling down the same hill again.
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Snowpiercer

  • 2014
  • Action
  • Sci-fi
  • Thriller
As an avid concert-goer, I know how hard it is to get to the front. Go poor people!
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For the Bible Tells Me So

  • 2007
  • Documentary
Hating on a group of people because it's the "right thing to do" by "confirmed" writings in a book is the lowest form of chicken-shittery that exists. Remember that God wants you to be loving so hate people because you love to, not because you have to. Praise!
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300: Rise of an Empire

  • 2014
  • Action
  • Drama
  • Fantasy
I saw this way before finally posting it. It took me about eight attempts to write a review because there was too much funny material to use from this awful film. In the end, I gave up because nothing I wrote was funnier than the movie itself.
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A Million Ways to Die in the West

  • 2014
  • Comedy
  • Western
Great concept but too much Seth. He can write funny things but he can also ruin it if he's in it.
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They Came Together

  • 2014
  • Comedy
A rom-com that spoofs on rom-coms. You’ll get your dumb-shit moments like The Ten but will also be rewarded with some gut-busting scenes and ridiculous jokes.
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Cheap Thrills

  • 2013
  • Crime
  • Thriller
No real lessons can be taken from this, just a semi-comedic story about the madness of money.
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The Woman Who Wasn't There

  • 2012
  • Documentary
So Tania Head is what a piece of shit is.
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Twenty Feet from Stardom

  • 2013
  • Documentary
  • Music
This is a good documentary about the underdog stories of music. I enjoyed it but I don’t think it should have won the Oscar.
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RoboCop

  • 2014
  • Action
  • Adventure
  • Sci-fi
This did not turn out as bad as I thought, even with its serious approach. Besides the ending that seemed rushed, RoboCop does bring something to the table that could be improved with sequels.
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I, Frankenstein

  • 2014
  • Action
  • Fantasy
  • Sci-fi
Good actors get a few passes on doing mediocre movies, but in Aaron Eckhart's case, he now has to win 100 Oscars. And, single-handedly take out North Korea.
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Girl Most Likely

  • 2012
  • Comedy
  • Drama
Kristen Wiig is a comedy favorite but even she won't be able to save this film from its boring self.
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22 Jump Street

  • 2014
  • Action
  • Comedy
  • Crime
It’s the type of comedy that embraces its own stupidity with ripped, tribal-tatted arms. Comedy sequels tend to go downhill, but this one is funnier than the first.
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Ice Age: Continental Drift

  • 2012
  • Adventure
  • Animation
  • Comedy
Lots of teenage sass in this one but overall funny and charming. I especially liked the end with that acorn-fiend'ing rodent.
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Ride Along

  • 2014
  • Action
  • Comedy
I am tired of Ice Cube's gruffy, grumpy face.
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Edge of Tomorrow

  • 2014
  • Action
  • Sci-fi
This kind of film could have been horrible and in most cases, should have been – with all of its video game tropes. Edge of Tomorrow proves that it's not about what's being told in the story but how. It's exciting, smart, and even morbidly funny at times.
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Oculus

  • 2013
  • Horror
There are two conflicting concepts here that will send your head into a whirlwind, all the while scaring the hell out of you with its suspense and intense pace. Most horrors leave you with an open ending in hopes that you will spend more money on the sequel. Oculus does the same thing but you’ll appreciate how it’s done.
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Pain & Gain

  • 2013
  • Action
  • Comedy
  • Crime
This sucks and you should not watch it.
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A Fantastic Fear of Everything

  • 2012
  • Comedy
This looks great on the surface, especially with Simon Pegg playing this looney character. It turned out to be a let-down and no matter how much you wanted Pegg to save it, he could not.
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Non-Stop

  • 2014
  • Action
  • Mystery
  • Thriller
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We’re expected to run into some turbulence; you’ll notice a large shit storm of cliches and bad writing outside of your window.
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X-Men: Days of Future Past

  • 2014
  • Action
  • Adventure
  • Comedy
  • Fantasy
This is one of the best reboots I've seen without it actually being a reboot. They proved with this version that they're not just scraping the bottom of the idea barrel and instead made one of the most definitive X-Men films to date. It's a hit all across the board, from the audience, to the hardened fans, and even the critics.

Also, Magneto is still a dick.
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