Your Highness

• 2011
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Fantasy

Get Lord of the Rings high and throw in every Medieval-fantasy cliche you can think of and you got this movie. It is funny and there were some great moments but am I a jerk for expecting it to be way funnier? Surprisingly my stoner friends didn't find it that funny either. Regardless, I think it's a decent rental with or without a bong rip.

Wristcutters: A Love Story

• 2006
• Drama
• Fantasy
• Romance

Every time I see Patrick Fugit, I start yawning, even if I have to don’t have to yawn. Just to let the person in charge of movie night know. After I managed to phase out Fugit, I found a whimsical movie on a dark subject matter that was enjoyable.

Wrath of the Titans

• 2012
• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy

Let’s not get deep about this, okay? There is some really sick CG and a shitty story.

The Wizard of Oz

• 1939
• Adventure
• Family
• Fantasy
• Music

Do I really need to say anything about this monumental movie?

The Wiz

• 1978
• Adventure
• Family
• Fantasy
• Music

No easy Michael Jackson jokes here. This movie is genuinely creepy and it scared the turd out of me when I was little.

The Witches

• 1990
• Fantasy
• Family
• Horror

I watched this a few times when I was kid and I can’t tell you why but I enjoyed it. It’s not a great movie and as scary as it was, I would still re-watch it. Sorry, I’m weird. I think it was Anjelica Huston’s face that was absolutely perfect for a witch, that got me. That face is what all children perceive when they think of witches, and I mean that in the best way Madame Huston. Shit, sorry, another weird comment.

Willow

• 1988
• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Romance

Willow is stupid great. It was a good bridge for kids, at that time, to transition from cartoons into something more adult. If you don't agree then you're pigs. You're all pigs!

Skeletor was rad. Then this guy rode in.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

• 1988
• Animation
• Comedy
• Crime
• Family
• Fantasy
• Mystery

Probably a really awkward film for kids to watch with their parents. Jessica Rabbit, plus all those boys going through puberty. It’s a theater full of little boners.

Where the Wild Things Are

• 2009
• Adventure
• Drama
• Family
• Fantasy

Max is a spoiled little jerk. I ran away from home when I was a kid and there wasn't dinner waiting for me when the cops brought me back. I was beaten with a boat paddle.

What Women Want

• 2000
• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Romance

I know what women want. They want to watch this movie when you make them mad. So guys, pop this in if she’s throwing vases at you.

What Dreams May Come

• 1998
• Drama
• Fantasy
• Romance

A visually stunning movie about the afterlife and letting go.

Weird Science

• 1985
• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Romance
• Sci-fi

She blinded me with science!

The Warrior's Way

• 2010
• Action
• Fantasy
• Western

This is worse than a piece of shit, it’s a whole shit.

Waking Life

• 2001
• Animation
• Drama
• Fantasy
• Mystery

I don't care what others think, I don't like this movie. It took my ex-girlfriend three tries to make me finish it. We went camping the following weekend and it only took one try for me to fart in the sleeping bag we were sharing.

Van Helsing

• 2004
• Action
• Adventure
• Horror
• Fantasy
• Thriller

I think I just watched a crappy video game.

Vampire Hunter D

• 1985
• Animation
• Fantasy
• Horror
• Sci-fi

Classic animated movie with a unique art style about a vampire that decimates other vampires.

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

• 2009
• Action
• Fantasy
• Horror
• Thriller

Vampires and werewolves fight each other to the death...and then they make love.

Underworld: Evolution

• 2006
• Action
• Fantasy
• Horror
• Thriller

What in the world is going in this world? You'll just get a headache trying to figure it out. Forget about it and enjoy the bloody gore.

Underworld: Awakening

• 2012
• Action
• Fantasy
• Horror

Kate Beckingsale returns in her skin-tight outfit to perform beautifully choreographed nonsense...I’m just going stop here. Everytime I try to say something different about the Underworld films, I fail. They are all the same. Kind of fun, kind of sexy, a lot of bad film.

Ultraviolet

• 2006
• Action
• Fantasy
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

I had to make a dentist appointment after cringing so hard at this movie.

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

• 1992
• Drama
• Fantasy
• Horror
• Mystery
• Thriller

I found this “trailer” online. I’m pretty sure it’s not an official one but it’s more true to the film than others. Enjoy your nightmares!

Twilight Zone: The Movie

• 1983
• Horror
• Fantasy
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

Some say it’s not like the original TV series. I say, I don’t care. Both the TV shows and this film scared a lot of poop out of me.

Toy Story 3

• 2010
• Animation
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Family
• Fantasy

It was a long time in the making but totally worth it. A touching and great conclusion that’s nothing short of excellent.

Toy Story 2

• 1999
• Animation
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Family
• Fantasy

I wasn’t crazy about this one but, hey, it’s Toy Story. Impossible to dislike.

Toy Story

• 1995
• Animation
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Family
• Fantasy

Buzz Lightyear might be the only role I like Tim Allen in.

Update 8/1/2012:Still true.

TMNT

• 2007
• Animation
• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Drama
• Fantasy

It’s official, Turtle Power is dead. It has been dead for a long time. Fans, please let go.

Titus

• 1999
• Drama
• Fantasy
• War

Titus is visually stunning and atmospherically poetic. This is an adaptation of Shakespeare’s play, “Titus Andronicus.” The film is really out there and definitely not for us mortals that don’t have knowledge of high-brow theater.

TiMER

• 2009
• Comedy
• Drama
• Fantasy
• Romance

I can’t hate this movie but I can’t love it either. The thing that kept me infatuated was the concept. It’s about a timer that counts down to when you’re going meet your true love and it is 100% accurate. Unfortunately, for our leading lady, her timer is blank and then all sorts of typical romcom elements come into play. I’m not totally confident to recommend this one, you’ll just have to the trailer and see if it’s worth your time.

Teen Wolf

• 1985
• Comedy
• Fantasy

I'm not sure what came first, this movie or the Saturday morning cartoon. Who cares, I didn't like either as a kid.

Ted

• 2012
• Comedy
• Fantasy

It’s so much easier to get away with gross, rude, and raunchy humor when it’s coming from a teddy bear, which I enjoyed all of. One of the top five comedies of 2012.

The Sword in the Stone

• 1963
• Animation
• Adventure
• Family
• Fantasy

Sure this isn't anything compared to its bigger family members like Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty, but old school Disney always delivers.

The Sword and the Sorcerer

• 1982
• Action
• Fantasy
• Adventure

Under the care of my mother, I obviously wasn't able to watch horror movies or see nudity. Parents wouldn't expect a movie like this to contain those things but it does. This movie scared the crap out of me but I got to see boobies, so, hurray!

Super Mario Bros.

• 1993
• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Family
• Fantasy
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

"This Ain't No Game"
It ain't no movie, either.

Sucker Punch

• 2011
• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy

Dear Zack Snyder,
I am a nerd and I love samurais, robots, zombies, dragons, and bullet-firing bitches with blades. You have managed to make me hate all of those things in the course of two hours with your movie, "Suck Punch."

PS: Try not to masturbate while playing video games when you're thinking about your next movie.

Stranger Than Fiction

• 2006
• Comedy
• Drama
• Fantasy
• Romance

I really enjoyed this film. I know that Will Ferrell is hot stuff at this time but there could have been many others that would have done a better job.

Strange Days

• 1995
• Action
• Crime
• Drama
• Fantasy
• Music
• Mystery
• Sci-fi

A mind-bending, cyberpunk movie that involves a police conspiracy and a device that allows you to see through other people's vision. One of my favorites.

The Stepford Wives

• 2004
• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Thriller

Not a great movie and I'm already not a fan of Matthew Broderick so it was a little tough for me to get through. It did have its entertaining moments but I don't recommend this.

Stargate

• 1994
• Fantasy
• Action
• Adventure
• Sci-fi

One of my favorite Sci-fi flicks, even though the reviews on it are really low and some of the acting is just awful, which is true. I guess I was too young to realize what a turd the director, Roland Emmerich, is.

Stardust

• 2007
• Adventure
• Family
• Fantasy
• Romance

This movie should not have been categorized under "family" because of Robert De Niro prancing around in a pink skirt. At least you football dads now have something to blame when the neighbors see little Bobby playing with dolls.

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

• 1980
• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy
• Sci-fi

Please, keep this awesome Sci-fi train going. Keep it going, hard. These just seem to get better.

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

• 1983
• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy
• Sci-fi

As if the last one wasn't better than the first, this one rules. Absolutely one of the most iconic Sci-fi movies ever made. It's rare to see sequels out-do their last.

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

• 2005
• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

In comparison to the last two episodes, this isn't awful. That doesn't mean this is a magical finish to the long-running franchise. It is darker and more serious but a lot of the annoying elements from the last two episodes still resonate in this one. All I can say is that I'm happy I'm not a hardcore Star Wars fan or else I might shoot myself in the mouth.

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

• 2002
• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

The first three Star Wars back in the 70's and 80's ruled. They kept getting better and better. We're starting to see the reverse here. Sequels are just getting worst and worst and this is no exception.

The storyline is becoming increasingly confusing and I'm being distracted by too much stupidness. I think George Lucas really needs to get some fresh perspectives from other minds to help him out. He's got one more episode to go. Please, please, don't let it be bad.

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

• 1999
• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy
• Sci-fi

What the hell happened since Star Wars: Return of the Jedi? Did George Lucas start doing drugs or is he still stuck in the 80's? Maybe he's just getting old. Maybe he should include some other talents into his crew to help him keep up with the times so he doesn't destroy his precious Sci-fi baby.

Star Wars

• 1977
• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy
• Sci-fi

The beginning of George Lucas' Sci-fi epic. An epic it is.

Splash

• 1984
• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Romance

I tried to drown myself on purpose as a kid because of this movie.

Spirited Away

• 2001
• Animation
• Adventure
• Fantasy

Animated Japanese films have been playing in the US before, but Spirited Away really made it popular. Studio Ghibli delivers another amazing and fantastical film with a great lead girl. It's bizarre and might scare some kids even though it doesn't mean to.

The Spirit

• 2008
• Action
• Comedy
• Crime
• Drama
• Fantasy
• Thriller

There is such a disconnection between the director and the actors/actresses and, well, pretty much everything else. Here's my theory on what happened with this movie. After Sin City's huge success, investors decided to give Frank Miller a shot at doing his very own movie especially since everyone still had the Sin City bug.

Miller failed big time. From drama, romance, comedy, to action, it all failed in these two hours. I cannot give you one positive snippet about this movie. Just don't give Frank Miller any more money to make movies.

Spawn

• 1997
• Thriller
• Action
• Fantasy
• Horror

My friends and I bought the Spawn comics when we were young and then this movie came out. We saw it and thought it was rad. Then after leaving the movie theater, we looked at each other in embarrassment, thinking, "I can't believe I thought that was rad."

The Sorcerer's Apprentice

• 2010
• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Fantasy

Hadoken! Hadoken! Hadoken!

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

• 1937
• Animation
• Family
• Fantasy
• Music
• Romance

Disney's first full-length animated classic. This is a really important piece of cinema.

Sleeping Beauty

• 1959
• Animation
• Family
• Fantasy
• Music
• Romance

Because of Maleficent (the villain), this is one of my personal favorite Disney classics. She turns into a dragon and spits green fire – freaking green fire!

Silent Hill

• 2006
• Drama
• Fantasy
• Horror
• Mystery
• Thriller

Pyramid Head rules! There's a lot of gory and creepy visuals but the rest of the movie sucks.

Shrek 2

• 2004
• Animation
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Family
• Fantasy

Not horrible for a sequel. It had its moments and this is Eddie Murphy's best role in years; a voice-over for a donkey. I'm pretty sure I said the same thing in the first Shrek. I can't think of anything else positive.

Shrek

• 2001
• Animation
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Family
• Fantasy
• Romance

Eddie Murphy was funny in this. That says a lot about a comedian when his best role in years is the voice of a donkey.

Shinobi

• 2005
• Action
• Drama
• Fantasy
• Romance

Really good sword-clangin', rooftop jumping, martial arts movie. A definite rental if you're into these types.

Shallow Hal

• 2001
• Comedy
• Drama
• Fantasy
• Romance

Tony Robbins hypnotizes Jack Black (who's also fat himself) to see the inner beauty of women so he sleeps with a fat girl thinking she's super skinny. Pointless and not that funny.

The Secret of NIMH

• 1982
• Animation
• Drama
• Family
• Fantasy
• Sci-fi

Another great Don Bluth film that is more dark than his usual vision. More dark than what the audience (at the time) is used to.

Season of the Witch

• 2011
• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy

Hey everyone, it's another Nicolas Cage movie with magic in it, so what can you expect? The same thing from all his other movies with magic in it; a lot of shit with very little amounts of fun and horrible story-telling.

Scrooged

• 1988
• Comedy
• Drama
• Fantasy

I'd have to say that Bill Murray is my favorite Scrooge.