Django Unchained

• 2012
• Action
• Drama
• Western

A bloody and fun ride but am I alone in thinking that there seemed to be too much unnecessary dialogue towards the end? I love this movie but I couldn’t help compare it to Inglourious Basterds. The escalation of that movie consistently went up but this one leveled out for a long time. No matter, it’s still crazy-good!

PS: Christoph Waltz always talks like he’s about to show you a magic trick.

The Warrior's Way

• 2010
• Action
• Fantasy
• Western

This is worse than a piece of shit, it’s a whole shit.

True Grit

• 2010
• Adventure
• Drama
• Western

Who is this little Hailee Steinfeld girl? She plays a stubborn and sharp-tongued teenager who is seeking revenge for her father's death by hiring a tough (but drunk) U.S. Marshal to track down the killer.

2010 was a good year for movies and True Grit is one of those titles to backup that statement.

Jonah Hex

• 2010
• Action
• Drama
• Thriller
• Western

John Malkovich plays John Malkovich (again). Megan Fox plays a whore, which she surprisingly fails at. This is a crappy mish-mash of fantasy and Western with a bunch of edgy guitar rifts. Poop everywhere in this film.

The Book of Eli

• 2010
• Action
• Adventure
• Drama
• Thriller
• Western

I like the concept for this film. I love the wasteland setting. About halfway through, the admiration starts to wear off and when the end comes, I lose all interests.

This movie had great potential but falls apart (big time) with the ending.

Around the World in 80 Days

• 2004
• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Family
• Romance
• Western

Doesn't this poster look like a tacky rave flyer?

Shanghai Noon

• 2000
• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Western

I had a lot of fun with this.

Three Amigos

• 1986
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Western

I've seen this a few times as a kid but I can't seem to remember anything specific about it. It must have sucked.

Appaloosa

• 2008
• Crime
• Drama
• Western

I've always liked Ed Harris and this movie makes me like him even more. This Western is also directed by him. It's different from your other gun-slinging films. Appaloosa is slower-paced but still keeps the excitement going at the right time. Highly recommended if you're in the mood to watch a more dramatic cowboy film.

Wild Wild West

• 1999
• Action
• Western
• Comedy
• Sci-fi

There’s a spider robot in a Western movie. No need to write anymore.

Tombstone

• 1993
• Action
• Drama
• History
• Romance
• Western

Great movie back then but not so much now. However, Val Kilmer's Doc Holliday will always be the best.

Maverick

• 1994
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Western

A bunch of con-men and con-woman are out to get each other at the biggest poker tournament. Really funny and a good movie to have popcorn with.

Brokeback Mountain

• 2005
• Drama
• Romance
• Western

I had to pause it once or twice and take a break because I'm a warm-blooded male. I got nothing against gays but some of the scenes were too much. Anyways, after you get over the hill of rough, cowboy, man-sex, you'll find an amazing movie. This was a very sad flick and it made a lot of heads turn (and turn away) when it was released. An excellent movie by the diversely talented, Ang Lee.

City Slickers

• 1991
• Comedy
• Western

I can't stand Billy Crystal and he's perfect for this role. I wanted to see him fall off his horse and land face-first into some cow pie.

The Quick and the Dead

• 1995
• Action
• Adventure
• Western

Everybody except Sharon Stone was great in this movie. Not the best Western but definitely pick it up if you're into Westerns and somehow missed this one. Hackman, DiCaprio, and Crowe make it worth it.

Sukiyaki Western Django

• 2007
• Action
• Western

Everyone knew this movie was going to be somewhat silly and over-the-top but what I was treated to was pure crap. Quentin Tarantino should never, ever, do a Western accent, ever again. I got goosebumps every time he spoke.

The action was fun but it was so out-there that there was no ounce of believability, which made it seem like a joke. The only thing I really liked were the costumes – it was a mix between Samurais and Cowboys.

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

• 2007
• Biography
• Crime
• Drama
• History
• Western

Very slow-paced but great movie. Casey Affleck plays a great role as a mumbling creep.

Legends of the Fall

• 1994
• Drama
• Romance
• War
• Western

Epic tale about three brothers, war, love and that sort of stuff that makes for an epic tale.

Young Guns

• 1988
• Action
• Comedy
• Crime
• Thriller
• Western

All the heartthrob hunks from the 80's in one western movie. That's it.

Blazing Saddles

• 1974
• Comedy
• Western

Another Mel Brooks classic.

3:10 to Yuma

• 2007
• Western

Awesome Western! Besides the other big names, Ben Foster was incredible in this. Somebody give that guy more work.