10,000 BC

• 2008
• Action
• Adventure
• Romance
• Thriller

Roland Emmerich crapped on a present day alien invasion, crapped on a future global warming, and is now going back in time to crap on that as well.

Also, did you notice how those dirty cave people had such amazing white teeth?

101 Dalmatians

• 1996
• Family
• Comedy
• Adventure

Forget the cute little dogs, this movie should have been called, "Look How Rad Glenn Close Looks as Cruella De Vil."

11-11-11

• 2011
• Horror
• Thriller

This might be one of the worse horror movies that I have ever seen. The subject matter is serious though; it's about religion, demons, and the end of the world. For all that seriousness, I was laughing most of the time. This is just a ploy to cash in on the date and make a dumb movie.

11:14

• 2003
• Comedy
• Crime
• Thriller

Really good and fun little movie about inner-twining stories of crime, lust, and betrayal that all become mashed together at 11:14.

127 Hours

• 2010
• Adventure
• Drama
• Thriller

Drink, drink, drink, drink! (your own piss)

13

• 2010
• Drama
• Thriller

I only wanted to see this because I really liked the original French film. I had low expectations, which were not met until the end and it was too late by then. 13 relies on tough, slick, and twisted personalities, which is lacking in most of these characters. Avoid this one and go watch the original 13 Tzameti instead.

13 Assassins

• 2011
• Action

No twist and no complicated storyline. Just a straight-up, samurai hack-and-slash, blood brawl. Incredibly baddass!

13 Tzameti

• 2005
• Crime
• Drama
• Thriller

This is a very gritty French movie. I really want to tell you the premise but I know it's better you just watch it. Even if I did know what it was about before watching it, it's still a great movie.

16 Blocks

• 2006
• Action
• Crime
• Drama
• Thriller

Remember the movie Mercury Rising? Bruce Willis did almost the exact same thing here. In Mercury Rising, Bruce was an FBI agent assigned to protect an autistic little boy. This movie seems familiar to that except now we got Mos Def instead of the boy.

2001: A Space Odyssey

• 1968
• Adventure
• Drama
• Mystery
• Sci-fi

The original space adventure movie by Stanley Kubrick. I tell you, Kubrick is a god when it comes to creating atmosphere.

2012

• 2009
• Action
• Adventure
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

Crap disaster porn.

2016: Obama's America

• 2012
• Documentary

I'm leaving political views out; this is a horrible documentary. If Dinesh D’Souza is going to talk smack on Obama, then get to it. He spends the first 10 minutes boasting about his higher education and personal accomplishments. Throughout the rest of the film, you’ll be too distracted by D’Souza’s slimy and pompous narration to even care what the “facts” are.

21

• 2008
• Drama

Another movie to bank off of the gambling trend. Kevin Spacey lures a brilliant MIT student to count cards for him in Vegas. If you're in the mood for a casino movie, definitely watch this one instead of Deal, with Burt Reynolds.

21 Jump Street

• 2012
• Action
• Crime
• Comedy

This film is totally aware of its own stupidity, which eliminates any skepticism I had for it. I thought this was going to be stupid, pointless, and something I would rent for $1 many months after its release. Wrong. This is the funniest movie I've seen so far in 2012.

28 Days Later

• 2002
• Action
• Horror
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

This one took everyone by surprise when it was released. First off, it took place in Britain rather than America so it gave us all such a breath of fresh air for a zombie setting. And this time around, the zombies weren't undead or eat brains. They fill up with rage and run at full speed, which created a new level of tension.

28 Weeks Later

• 2007
• Action
• Horror
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

It's the sequel to the first horror hit, 28 Days Later. This one did well but not nearly as great as the first one. Honestly, I enjoyed both equally. The only thing that got this one lower praise is because it wasn't the first ground-breaking zombie movie that 28 Days Later is. As a stand alone movie, it's a good horror.

30 Days of Night

• 2007
• Horror
• Drama

Interesting concept. Vampires in Antarctica attack a town during the long night season. Not bad.

30 Minutes or Less

• 2011
• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy

I thought this was mildly funny. Everything has a very generic setup and some of the jokes feel like they're only there to jerk a reaction out of you without really going anywhere. It's okay.

300

• 2006
• Action
• Fantasy
• War

Can anybody talk about this movie without screaming?

The 39 Steps

• 1935
• Mystery
• Thriller

A Hitchcock classic about espionage and conspiracy.

3:10 to Yuma

• 2007
• Western

Awesome Western! Besides the other big names, Ben Foster was incredible in this. Somebody give that guy more work.

40 Days and 40 Nights

• 2002
• Comedy
• Romance
• Drama

This guy can't have sex for 40 days and 40 nights so they made a movie poster with all the info coming out if his pants...like a boner! Get it? Get it? Totally zany!

The 40 Year Old Virgin

• 2005
• Comedy
• Romance

Before this movie was released, I remember there being such a long streak of horrible comedies and this could not have come at a better time. Based around a traditional stigma, this movie was hilarious.

44 Inch Chest

• 2009
• Drama

Don't watch this expecting a great story or any sort of high-octane shootout. It's a drama about a mobster that goes over-the-edge when his wife cheats on him. There is a lot of funny and vulgar dialog but that's pretty much it.

50/50

• 2011
• Comedy
• Drama

If you didn't cry at that one scene, you have no soul. This is a very well-written script that is sad but uplifting. A sincerely great movie that everyone should be able to relate with in their own way. You will like this, 100% guaranteed.

500 Days of Summer

• 2009
• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance

This is now in my top ten best romantic movies. I don't want to spoil anything because this film is different with a more realistic plot so you should experience it without knowing anything. The tagline says it all, "This is not a love story. It is a story about love."

54

• 1998
• Drama
• History

A sexy, coke-driven film about the infamous club in New York. Mike Meyers does a fantastic (and creepy) job at playing the owner. Not a must-watch nowadays, unless you're into party flicks.

88 Minutes

• 2007
• Drama
• Mystery
• Thriller

I saw this in 2009 and for some odd reason, it just felt like a really old movie. I had no idea that it was released in 2007 until I just put this up.

8MM

• 1999
• Mystery
• Thriller

This is a really rough and hardcore movie about the elusive underground of snuff films. I'm surprised this is American. Nonetheless, it's a good movie and one of Joaquin Phoenix's earlier roles.

9

• 2009
• Animation
• Adventure
• Drama
• Fantasy
• Sci-fi

This is what hell looks like for The Muppets.

9 to 5: Days in Porn

• 2008
• Documentary

A basic documentary about the everyday lives and routines of porn stars. The funniest thing about this film is that it dubs Sasha Grey as "The Rookie."

The A-Team

• 2010
• Action
• Adventure
• Thriller

Over-the-top action that borderlines ridiculous and mostly done with CGI. It's decent, brainless fun if you're in the mood for explosions and guns with a redundant plot.

The ABCs of Death

• 2012
• Horror

There's a lot more ridiculous shorts in here than good ones. Some of these borderline asinine-stupid and those ones come from the Japanese, go figure. My favorite one was the dog fight.

Abduction

• 2011
• Action
• Drama
• Mystery

What are you going to do after Twilight, Taylor Lautner? Cry about it? Actually don't. Stop crying.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

• 2012
• Action
• Fantasy
• Horror

That's totally fine if the director doesn't want us to take this seriously but what stinks is that we can't even laugh at it. Just another vampire suck fest.

The Abyss

• 1989
• Action
• Adventure
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

No space aliens this time, we'll take the other route down into the sea. I dug this movie, a great Sci-fi thriller by James Cameron.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

• 1994
• Action
• Comedy
• Mystery
• Thriller

The worldwide birth of Jim Carrey. You have to admit it was hilarious when it first came out but let's be honest, one viewing is more than plenty.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

• 1995
• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Mystery

We know it's stupid so I'll just tell you what the funniest part for me was.

I forgot.

Across the Universe

• 2007
• Adventure
• Drama
• Music
• Romance

I didn't have an urge to see this but when I finally got around to it, I was surprised. Just a simple, music movie with songs from The Beatles and cool scenes. This is a good movie to have running in the background if you're having a small get-together.

The Addams Family

• 1991
• Comedy
• Family
• Fantasy
• Thriller

I had such a huge crush on Christina Ricci when I was a kid. She plays an awesome Wednesday Addams side-by-side with the stellar Raul Julia and and beautiful Anjelica Huston.

Addams Family Values

• 1993
• Comedy
• Family
• Fantasy
• Thriller

I had a huge crush on Christina Ricci who plays Wednesday Addams from the first Addams Family and I still did in this sequel.

The Adjustment Bureau

• 2011
• Romance
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

I really dig the pairing of Matt Damon and Emily Blunt. I wasn't too crazy about the ending but I can look past that. This is a unique concept that will alter the perspective on your own love life and if a movie can do that, then it's good.

Adventureland

• 2009
• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance

I wasn't really crazy about the romantic aspects in this movie but the rest is good. I love Kristen Wiig.

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

• 1988
• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Drama
• Fantasy

A beautifully done movie by Terry Gilliam. Awesome scenes, costumes, and backdrops. This is a classic that my mother introduced me to, which helped me expand my imagination at a young age.

The Adventures of Tintin

• 2011
• Animation
• Action
• Adventure

It's a shame that a lot of Americans don't know who TinTin is because this is worth the watch. I love the detailed art style of the characters and the graphics are amazing.

Aegri Somnia

• 2008
• Thriller

I really, really should have watched the trailer before renting this; stupid me. I wasn't expecting much, I just wanted to see some twisted stuff, but I didn't even get that. The visuals and audio were as scary as Halloween decorations on a front porch.

Aeon Flux

• 2005
• Action
• Adventure
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

Yes, this was bad! But I do love Charlize Theron and the original Aeon Flux animated episodes. Let's think about this for a minute. Was it that bad? I mean, did you need to walk out? I don't think it was as bad in comparison to that shit storm movie, Ultraviolet.

After Life

• 2009
• Drama
• Mystery
• Thriller

This is a great idea but it was fleshed-out terribly. There are way too many loopholes and impossibilities. Movies are allowed to get away with a few but when it has as many as After Life, things just stop working and fall apart.

Air America

• 1990
• Action
• Comedy

I wonder how high Robert Downey was during filming. You know, because they're in airplanes and stuff.

Air Force One

• 1997
• Action
• Drama
• Thriller

I love it whenever Gary Oldman plays a bad guy.

The Air I Breathe

• 2007
• Crime
• Drama
• Romance
• Thriller

Good movie with a bunch of stories from separate characters and how they intertwine. Brendan Fraser is in this but this time, he's not some dorky meat head spitting out one-liners. He's a stoic hitman and does a decent job. Recommended movie.

Airheads

• 1994
• Comedy
• Music
• Crime

Three band members take a radio station hostage and demand their demo be played. The guns come out when the DJ refuses. Pretty lame. Actually, almost anything with Brendan Fraser in it is lame – even back then.

Airplane!

• 1980
• Comedy
• Romance

Funny then, stupid now.

Akira

• 1988
• Action
• Animation
• Mystery
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

Being as old as it is, it still maintains its spot as one of the greatest Japanese Anime movies of all time. Intelligent storyline, great animation, and an epic outcome. Be on the look-out for a live-action Akira film made right here in The States, which will probably suck.

Aladdin

• 1992
• Animation
• Family
• Fantasy
• Music
• Romance

The real question here is not if you liked this movie or not but what was your favorite song? Another Disney classic.

Albert Fish: In Sin He Found Salvation

• 2007
• Documentary
• Crime
• History
• Horror

Another old school killer next to H. H. Holmes. This guy is truly twisted because his victims were mainly little boys and girls. Every aspect of "creepy old man" that you can think of – that's Albert Fish. He's a terrible monster and I sort of regret seeing this.

Alexander

• 2004
• Action
• Adventure
• Biography
• Drama
• Romance
• War

I don't mind the gayness but please stop making it so awkward for no important reason. Oliver Stone did a horrible job and this is one of the very few movies that I struggled real hard not to walk out of.

Alfie

• 2004
• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance

The movie isn't horrible and I thought all the characters did a good job but I think the story of a womanizer who doesn't think about his consequences is old. I was doing laundry and cleaning halfway through this movie, yet, I could still predict what was going to happen next.

Ali G Indahouse

• 2002
• Comedy

Sacha Baron Cohen's first character, Ali G, is a stupid wannabe thug in London. This is pretty funny if you get more of that culture.

Alice in Wonderland

• 2010
• Adventure
• Family
• Fantasy

Thanks for ruining one of my all-time favorite stories, ever, Tim Burton. You asshole.

The only redeeming quality about this movie are the queens.