Cyrus

• 2010
• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance

This is one of my personal favorite comedies of 2010. However, if you're not into the mumbling, awkward, type of comedy, it might not be for you. This isn't fall-on-your-ass type of funny, it's conniving.

Cyrano de Bergerac

• 1990
• Comedy
• Drama
• History
• Romance

Some guy with a huge nose tries to win some girl's love by fighting, reading poetry, and doing some other shit.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

• 2008
• Drama
• Fantasy
• Mystery
• Romance

Really wild concept about a baby that ages backwards after its birth. One of the best movies of 2008.

Cube

• 1997
• Drama
• Horror
• Mystery
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

7 strangers are trapped in this maze with hidden dangers everywhere. It's trippy and creepy.

The Crying Game

• 1992
• Crime
• Romance
• Thriller

Great movie, good story, and a shocking ending. This is more about how you come to love someone, not who you love.

Crying Freeman

• 1988
• Animation
• Crime
• Drama
• Romance

I really dig the concept, story, action, and it could have made such a great live-action movie but it didn't.

Crying Freeman

• 1995
• Action
• Crime
• Romance

I really enjoyed the original Anime. A great story that could have easily been made into a great live-action movie with the right team. Unfortunately that didn't happen.

Crows Zero II

• 2009
• Action

Notice how the genre is labeled action only? That's right, it's just that.

"They fight, they fight!
They fight, they fight, they fight!
Fight, fight, fight, fight!
Fight, fight, fight, fight!
The Asian street-brawl shooooow!"

The Crow: City of Angels

• 1996
• Action
• Fantasy
• Thriller
• Crime

As mentioned, this franchise will go downhill without Brandon Lee. I just wanted to see this out of my own morbid curiosity after his death and my assumptions were true – this sucks.

The Crow

• 1994
• Action
• Crime
• Fantasy
• Romance
• Thriller

This movie ruled so much when it was released. Sadly, Brandon Lee died and this franchise would plummet into a downward spiral without him, which it did. So sad.

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

• 2000
• Action
• Adventure
• Drama
• Romance

One of the first mainstream American movies that was all about that high-flying, kung-fu style. Lots of fun!

Crocodile Dundee II

• 1988
• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy

Perhaps Paul Hogan, who plays Crocodile Dundee, is another shining example of type-casting? At the time of this writing (9/7/09), he has done 7 movies since this Dundee sequel.

Crocodile Dundee

• 1986
• Adventure
• Comedy

I bet your eyes lit up and you said, "Holy cow, I remember that!" when you saw this, didn't you?

Critters

• 1986
• Action
• Comedy
• Horror
• Sci-fi

This is like a bunch of Gizmos (from Gremlins) on steroids.

Crips and Bloods: Made in America

• 2008
• Documentary
• Crime

This is a pretty good one if you're into this type of stuff. It shows the birth of these gangs and how the newer and younger gang's perspectives are so distorted from their predecessors.

Crazy, Stupid, Love.

• 2011
• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance

The title is literal to the story and it's a good story. Everybody is great in this film and it's more touching than it is funny but when funny happens, it happens well. I was a little concerned at how many characters there are but they pulled it off. You get good insight into everyone's home life, work life, and play life. This is a great movie!

Crazy People

• 1990
• Comedy

"Hello, hello, hello! What a wonderful word...Hello!" I still hear that song to this day when I think of this movie. It's quite maddening. I see why everyone in the movie is a nut case.

Crazy Heart

• 2009
• Drama
• Music
• Romance

Crazy Old Fart

Congrats to Jeff Bridges for winning The Oscar on this rad performance. This is a good, solid drama with a great soundtrack.

The Crazies

• 2010
• Horror
• Mystery
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

Hey guys, we're in a town overrun with murdering maniacs, why don't we split up? Yo, pregnant wife, go check that dark alley by yourself and I'll be in this abandoned diner looking for shit. When will we learn?

Besides that, this was a good, bloody fun flick. I recommend it.

Crash

• 2004
• Crime
• Drama

The focal point here is racism and discrimination seen through multiple perspectives of different people. It's raw and it's good.

Crank: High Voltage

• 2009
• Action
• Comedy
• Crime

This is shot like those MTV Springbreak videos except with guns and explosions. Lame.

Crank

• 2006
• Action
• Crime
• Drama
• Thriller

There's a lot of funny ideas supported by brainless fun in this movie. Good popcorn flick.

The Craft

• 1996
• Drama
• Fantasy
• Horror
• Thriller

A bunch of unpopular girls mess with magic and then cast spells on their bullies. It's sort of like Dungeons & Dragons for girls, except with sassy attitude and less Mountain Dew.

Cowboys & Aliens

• 2011
• Action
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

If the aliens invaded these cowboys for something that ridiculous then they have to, they just have to, have some sort of back story as to why. That's only one of the many dumb things about this. The film is as stupid as the title.

The Cove

• 2009
• Documentary
• Drama

This is a very good documentary about the slaughtering of dolphins in Taiji, Japan. If you're an activist and can stomach animal cruelty then this film will get you riled up for sure.

I'm angry! Let's go protest, you make the signs and I'll the some tuna sandwiches.

Couples Retreat

• 2009
• Comedy

This had some funny lines. That's it. Not even funny moments, just a few funny lines. Every character is bland and I know that these movies aren't meant to have deep stories but this was so predictable that I was praying for anything to blow up.

The Counterfeiters

• 2007
• Crime
• Drama
• War

Another great war movie about the Nazis. This one is about counterfeiting money for the Nazis in one of their concentration camps to stay alive. Awesome!

Corpse Bride

• 2005
• Animation
• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Music

What a creepy and wonderful movie by Tim Burton. It's got nothing on Nightmare Before Christmas but it definitely upholds it uniqueness on many levels.

The Corporation

• 2003
• Documentary
• History

This is a great documentary on, well, corporations. It goes into a lot of detail and gets speakers from both sides of the spectrum. It is bias, sure, but still a darn good and informative film.

Cornered: A Life Caught in the Ring

• 2008
• Documentary

This is really sad. It's a documentary about a sports crime that created ripples of tragedy in the lives of everyone involved, even the victim.

Coraline

• 2009
• Animation
• Adventure
• Fantasy

I regret not seeing this in 3D, the art and beauty in 2D was absolutely amazing.

Cop Out

• 2010
• Action
• Comedy
• Crime

This was pretty funny. You'll get a few laughs out of it or a lot (depending on what you find funny) so you can't go wrong either way.

Cool World

• 1992
• Animation
• Comedy
• Fantasy

It was a pretty damn cool world. Really dig the animations as a kid but that's about it. Looks like they were trying to go for a more adult version of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Cool Runnings

• 1993
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Sport

This movie still works as a joke today.

Cool as Ice

• 1991
• Comedy
• Music
• Romance

"When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add Ice."

Hell yeah.

Conviction

• 2010
• Biography
• Drama

Based on the true story of a single mother who puts herself through law school to represent her brother who has been wrongfully convicted of murder. Hopefully this movie will give Sam Rockwell the attention that he deserves because he is fantastic in it. All that acting stuff aside, this is a good film that will show you the power of family.

Control Alt Delete

• 2008
• Comedy
• Drama

I'm going to do you a favor and spoil things for you so that you will never watch this movie. Don't worry, you'll thank me later. A fat guy rapes computers as his fetish. He drills holes into computers and has sex with them. If you're still interested, you're sick but I'll try harder to steer you away.

On top of that cheap premise, the lead male is the worst-written character I have ever experienced in any movie. The jokes are bland, the sarcasm is boring, and the rest is shit. It's a complete ripoff of Office Space with stupid fetishes and no point. I've already watched this movie so you don't have to. So please don't.

Contraband

• 2012
• Action
• Crime
• Drama

Mark Wahlberg returns to the tough-guy role in this subpar, action caper. The rest of the cast is good but the story isn't coherent enough for us to care about. I thought Wahlberg outgrew these types of roles. After watching Contraband, I know I am.

Contagion

• 2011
• Drama
• Thriller

At the core of Contagion is a lot of medical jargon about a fast-spreading disease, which is wrapped around a good thriller. The director does a great job at making this epidemic event feel dangerously real.

I like this film and with Gwyneth Paltrow suffering an agonizing death within the first ten minutes, makes it that much better.

Contact

• 1997
• Drama
• Mystery
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

There's some pretty cool eye candy but I didn't really enjoy this movie. It's really disappointing when you're traveling through time, space, warm holes, hoping to find new life and then your dad shows up.

Constantine

• 2005
• Fantasy
• Horror
• Thriller

You like stories about Heaven, Hell, demons, along with some cool eye candy? Watch this movie, it's fun but also terrible.

Congo

• 1995
• Action
• Adventure
• Mystery
• Sci-fi

"Stop eating my sesame cake!"

Confessions of a Shopaholic

• 2009
• Comedy
• Romance

I think Isla Fisher is much funnier when she's in a supporting role or a sidekick. In this film where it's all about her, I got bored and really annoyed at times.

Coneheads

• 1993
• Comedy
• Sci-fi

The popular old school SNL skit, Coneheads, gets its debut movie. Quite possibly the stupidest aliens, ever.

Conan the Destroyer

• 1984
• Action
• Fantasy
• Adventure

The second, greatest barbarian movie ever made.

Conan the Barbarian

• 2011
• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy

At the top, there are bad movies, then there are offensively bad movies, then hilariously bad movies, then 100-feet of stacked shit, and beneath all that is Conan The Barbarian.

Conan the Barbarian

• 1982
• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy

Greatest barbarian movie ever made.

Conan O'Brien Can't Stop

• 2011
• Documentary
• Music

This documentary shows you the off-months when Conan left NBC and went on tour. The man really can't stop. He always needs to entertain people and that's a good thing for us. Watch him be even funnier off camera.

Con Air

• 1997
• Action
• Crime
• Thriller

John Cusack is a huge dork. John Malkovich is just himself. And both of them are tough guys? This movie sort of sucked.

Compliance

• 2012
• Crime
• Drama
• Thriller

This is done really well. It dives deep into how far people go when they are in a position of power. However, it is really hard to sit through. At some points, I found myself wishing I was watching a grotesque horror, instead.

The Company of Wolves

• 1984
• Horror
• Fantasy

My mother took me to go see this in theaters when I was a kid. She thought this was more fantasy than it was horror because it's based off of the Little Red Riding Hood story and Angela Lansbury is in it. She was so wrong. This movie scared every turd out of me. I had the most wicked nightmares for a month.

The Company Men

• 2010
• Drama

This movie is done well and has a fantastic cast but I didn't like it. It's hard for me to care about men getting laid off from their $100k+ jobs and resorting to selling their Porsches and big homes. "Oh sorry dear, we can't use our private jet to go on vacation this year, we'll have to fly coach."

I don't think this film will resonate well with a lot of Americans.

The Company

• 2003
• Drama
• Music
• Romance

My mother likes ballet so I thought it would be nice to treat her with this movie. Liking ballet is not enough for you to like this movie. You have to be a ballet dancer to get into this. The most exciting part for us was when a girl broke her ankle halfway through the film. This is so boring.

Commando

• 1985
• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Thriller

You do not take Arnold's daughter! This movie is so brutal that it's actually morbidly funny.

Coming to America

• 1988
• Comedy
• Romance

This movie is hilarious! What's even funnier is that "Soul Glo" is still going strong today.

Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan's Hope

• 2011
• Documentary

I enjoyed watching this documentary about Comic Con rather than going to it, so I don’t have to deal with the nerd odor. Just kidding! I love you, geeks. But seriously, whatcha’ gonna do about it, your Magic Missiles are useless against my Spell of Protection.

The Comedy

• 2012
• Drama

If you dislike this movie, then you’re not smart enough to understand it. If you praise it, then you’re stupid enough to fall for its satirical intentions. You can't win, so don't bother with it. It’s the abstract paint splashes of comedy and it is not funny.

Come and See

• 1985
• Drama
• War

This is the grittiest and most real war movie I have seen. Even though there is not a lot of blood and gore, you're still going to need a strong stomach to watch it.

Colombiana

• 2011
• Action
• Crime
• Drama

Hey, Zoe! Stop killing your enemies and making them mad, you crazy assassin girl. You're going to get all of your friends killed...gah, see? Now everyone is dead and you have nobody to practice your fake accent on.

Collision: Christopher Hitchens vs. Douglas Wilson

• 2009
• Documentary

A straight-forward documentary about two very intellectual speakers who debate the question, "Is Christianity good for the world?" Both hold their ground very well and make highly, thought-provoking points.

The only thing I didn't like was the visual style. When I'm involved in a very tense and deep discussion about God, the last thing I want to see is shaky camera, video effects, or hear rap music.