Hustle & Flow

• 2005
• Crime
• Drama
• Music

As a fan of Hip Hop, this movie is laughable at many parts. As a movie by itself, it is great. Very well-written script and a superb job by Terrence Howard. "Woop That Trick" is going to play on loop at my wedding.

The Hurt Locker

• 2008
• Action
• Drama
• Thriller
• War

This is different from your usual war movies. Hurt Locker follows the steps of a bomb technician in Iraq and his commitment to serve his country. Excellent film!

The Hunger Games

• 2012
• Action
• Drama
• Sci-fi

It's rare to see great acting in a Sci-fi film and that's the main reason why I went to watch this. Jennifer Lawrence really pulls you into her dystopian world but I was treated with more than her good performance. I like Sci-fi, rad costumes, teenage violence, and this film delivers all that. As someone who did not read the books, I can say that this definitely lives up to the marketing hype and I am looking forward to the rest of the series.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

• 1996
• Animation
• Drama
• Family
• Music
• Romance

One of the few Disney titles that probably won't have a porn parody.

Humpday

• 2009
• Comedy

I am on the fence about this movie. I don't think there's anyone that I could recommend this to. There were many points that I was ready to walk out but the only thing that forced my interest was the dialog.

"Hey bro, let's make a man porn!"
"Wait, isn't that gay?"
"Not if it's for the sake of art!"
"I don't know man, let's talk about this...for 2 hours."

The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)

• 2011
• Drama
• Horror

There needs to be a support group for people that have seen this film. It is shock horror at its absolute worst, and might I also say, shock horror at its peak. My eyes hate me so fucking much for watching this.

The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

• 2009
• Drama
• Horror

The two girls at the beginning of this movie are awfully annoying. However, they shut up for the rest of the movie. How? In the most disturbing way possible. This movie claims that its concept is 100% medically accurate. Another accurate thing is that you will puke.

Hulk

• 2003
• Action
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

I know you try to diversify your portfolio by doing a superhero movie, Mr. Lee, but this movie sucks. What next? You going to make some sucky, gay movie about some gay cowboys being all gay and stuff!?!

Hugo

• 2011
• Adventure
• Drama
• Family

This film is beautiful, imaginative, colorful, and wholesome. There is a lot of computer-generated graphics here but it's used in a highly tasteful way that compliments the film, not distract you from it. The story and its message isn't deep but it's well-told. This is one of those of movies that everyone, of all ages, can enjoy – and should.

Howard the Duck

• 1986
• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Romance
• Sci-fi

That scene scarred me forever. Two words, "duck tits."

How to Train Your Dragon

• 2010
• Animation
• Adventure
• Comedy

This one is awesome! There's a big boss battle and I really like how they made the black dragon "Toothless", behave like a gigantic cat.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

• 2000
• Comedy
• Family
• Fantasy

This is a splitting image of the book. Creepy at first but then you'll admire what a good job they did in the middle of the movie.

How High

• 2001
• Comedy

How stupid.

House on Haunted Hill

• 1999
• Horror
• Mystery
• Thriller

Typical crappy American horror.

House of the Dead

• 2003
• Action
• Horror
• Thriller

Uwe Boll's first American movie. Or, to be more accurate, Uwe Boll's debut piece of shit film that will ensue a lot more pieces of shit films.

House of Flying Daggers

• 2004
• Action
• Adventure
• Drama
• Fantasy
• Romance

This is a good one! Good story with a lot of crazy martial arts and swordplay.

House of 1000 Corpses

• 2003
• Horror

You should definitely watch this one if you plan on seeing The Devil's Rejects. It's not as good though but still worth the watch if you're a die hard horror fan.

The House Bunny

• 2008
• Comedy
• Romance

Sometimes I watch really stupid fucking things.

Hotel Rwanda

• 2004
• Drama
• History
• Thriller
• War

A very touching movie about a hotel owner that turns his establishment into a shelter for refugees trying to flee the city's war zone.

Hot Tub Time Machine

• 2010
• Comedy
• Sci-fi

You can't go wrong with a comedy that's based in the 80's. It's like Oldschool with a time machine.

Hot Shots! Part Deux

• 1993
• Action
• Comedy
• War

As if the first one wasn't stupid enough.

Hot Shots!

• 1991
• Action
• Comedy
• War
• Romance

I forgot about this movie but when it came up again, I felt a surge of stupidity rush into my stomach. Then I took a crap and got rid of it.

Hot Rod

• 2007
• Comedy

This was the very first time I fell asleep during a comedy. I finished the rest of it a few days later. Not funny.

Hot Fuzz

• 2007
• Action
• Comedy
• Crime
• Mystery

This would have been funny as a TV show skit but two hours of it is more than I can bare. I just don't find it funny. It's not a bad movie, it's just not my type of humor.

Hostel: Part II

• 2007
• Horror
• Thriller

This movie has been bitten by the "exploit bug." That basically means that the sequel will take the most popular element from the first film and magnify it. I mentioned this on the first Hostel about the gore being so over-the-top that you start to become detached from it. Same thing with this sequel except there's more gore to the point that it's ridiculous.

Hostel

• 2005
• Horror
• Mystery
• Thriller

This is a sick concept and I know it's based off of true events around the world. I think the movie becomes so gory and over-the-top that you become detached from it. Overall, it's a decent shock film.

The Host

• 2006
• Drama
• Fantasy
• Horror
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

This movie is awesome! There is a lot of family drama all surrounding a monster. That's right, a monster. Usually monster movies are campy. This is a very unexpected creature feature. At the time of this writing (2007), Americans plan to remake this and we will probably turn it into a true, campy monster movie.

Horton Hears a Who!

• 2008
• Animation
• Action
• Comedy
• Family

I saw this with a friend in the hospital that just recovered from brain surgery. Who is the genius that decided to give her this colorful, seizure-inducing movie?

Horrible Bosses

• 2011
• Comedy
• Crime

Hey guys with erectile dysfunction. You can stop taking your pills and just watch Jennifer Aniston in this. The story isn't the strong point here but all the performances are funny.

Hoop Dreams

• 1994
• Documentary
• Drama
• Sport

Good documentary following two young black boys that struggle to become pro basketball players.

Hook

• 1991
• Adventure
• Family
• Fantasy

Best Captain Hook, ever, played by Dustin Hoffman. This was the best live-action rendition of Peter Pan.

Honeymoon in Vegas

• 1992
• Comedy
• Romance
• Thriller

Old guy and a young guy fight over girl's hand in marriage in Vegas.

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

• 1989
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Family
• Sci-fi

Honey, I want a divorce.

Home Alone

• 1990
• Comedy
• Crime
• Family

Whatever it was that made this such a bit hit didn't last long.

Hollow Man

• 2000
• Action
• Horror
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

The stupidest part is when invisible man used his power to fondle boobs rather than robbing a bank.

The Holiday

• 2006
• Comedy
• Romance

It’s not a typical romcom nor a great one either. If we get more winter holiday films like this, then people will start to hate Christmas. Kind of like how lonely singles hate Valentine’s Day. Also, Jack Black is a love interest in this so proceed with caution.

Hofmann's Potion

• 2002
• Documentary

A documentary about Albert Hofmann, the inventor behind the mind-altering drug, LSD. This film discusses the uprising of LSD as an illegal drug, its medical benefits, and all the gray areas in between.

Hobo with a Shotgun

• 2011
• Action
• Crime
• Thriller

Campy, raunchy, pointless, over-the-top, and just outright ridiculous is exactly what makes this movie a perfectly awful B-movie. Few of you will love it but most of you will not understand why this movie was even made. Answer: it was made for the few that love it. Gooo, homeless power!

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

• 2012
• Adventure
• Fantasy

All the beautiful and fantastical aspects of this lore is there, as you would expect. Even though it was very slow and nearly pointless in the beginning, it was a lot of fun. It would have been better to see more turmoil when these dwarves are in tight situations. Looking forward to the next one.

Hitman

• 2007
• Action
• Crime
• Drama
• Thriller

Timothy Olyphant (lead role) is becoming the next Billy Zane. This movie sucks but Timothy isn't so bad. Get better parts Tim! Don't be the next Billy Zane!

Hitchcock

• 2012
• Biography
• Drama

The acting is great, the cast is great, and it’s about one of my heros, Alfred Hitchcock. It’s impossible for me to say anything bad about this, even if there was something bad about this.

Hit and Run

• 2012
• Action
• Drama
• Romance

It’s Dax Shepard’s movie about him trying to be a badass and protect his real life girlfriend in this speeding comedy that goes nowhere.

A History of Violence

• 2005
• Crime
• Drama
• Thriller

The title sounds like an educational documentary but this movie is far from it. Awesome crime flick by David Cronenberg with one of my favorite actors, Ed Harris.

The Hills Have Eyes

• 2006
• Horror
• Thriller

This was really nasty and gory.

Higher Learning

• 1995
• Drama
• Romance

White teacher 'bout to get all sassy!

High Tension

• 2003
• Crime
• Drama
• Horror
• Romance
• Thriller

Mom: Hey, son. Whatcha' watching?
Me: Mom, no. Get out, this is a nasty horror!
Mom: But it's French, you know I like French films.
Me: Seriously, no.
Mom: Oh hush, how bad can it be?
(After the movie) Mom: That was awesome.
GO MOM!

High Fidelity

• 2000
• Comedy
• Drama
• Music
• Romance

Funny movie that's not a true romcom but still really good. Recommended!

Hesher

• 2010
• Drama

Half of the people love this movie while the other half hates it. I was expecting this Hesher guy to be chaotic yet charming enough to help mend a family. You might like him but I hated the son of a bitch.

Hereafter

• 2010
• Drama
• Fantasy

Hey everyone, there's a tidal wave coming right at us...let's fucking stare at it!

I can't believe the purpose of this movie unveiled itself at the very ass-end. One of my least favorite Clint Eastwood films.

Hercules II: The Adventures of Hercules

• 1985
• Adventure
• Fantasy

There are more lasers in this movie than a rave.

Hercules

• 1997
• Animation
• Adventure
• Family
• Fantasy
• Music

One of my lesser favorites of Disney's animated films.

Helvetica

• 2007
• Documentary

A documentary about typography, graphic design, and the timeless font "Helvetica." Not that interesting if you're not a designer or are into design.

The Help

• 2011
• Drama

Most movies about Southern civil rights tend to be challenging but this one is easy to handle. Just because it's lighter though, doesn't mean it's bland. Far from that, actually. The story is good and the performance by Viola Davis and Emma Stone are great.

Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth

• 1992
• Horror

There is a Cenobite in here that shoots deadly CD's at people. What a stupidly, wicked movie!

Hellraiser

• 1987
• Horror

The term "pinhead" no longer refers to somebody stupid.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army

• 2008
• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy

Hellboy comes back with another fun, action movie. I really love the vision of Guillermo del Toro when it comes to costumes and make-up.

Hellboy

• 2004
• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy

Solid, good fun.

Heckler

• 2007
• Documentary
• Comedy

This was very entertaining and pretty damn funny even though I disagree with most of the movie's premise. I didn't know Jamie Kennedy had such thin skin. Actually, I would too if I was Jamie Kennedy.

Heavy Metal 2000

• 2000
• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy
• Sci-fi

Well, this was a complete let-down. The animation style completely lost its grittiness and the rest of the film didn't live up to anything that the original was. Not that I expected it to be but it didn't have to be this bad, either.

Heavy Metal

• 1981
• Animation
• Fantasy
• Sci-fi

One of the greatest adult, American-animated classics of all time. I saw this when I was 6 years old and was exposed to naked women, violence, drugs, and everything else rated R – all in cartoon form. I was totally traumatized and delighted at the same time.