Mama

• 2013
• Horror

One of the things I enjoy about a ghost movie is backstory and this one let’s it all out. Sure, it has a lot of horror stereotypes but you won’t catch yourself complaining too much. It follows through with the story enough for you to forgive the cliches and silly CGI.

Movie 43

• 2013
• Comedy

The worst comedy I’ve ever seen is Underground Comedy Movie, and this one is just like that except with bigger actors.

Miami Connection

• 1987
• Action
• Crime

Miami Connection is proof that a movie God exists and he is an awesome God.

The Master

• 2012
• Drama

Another brilliantly-cryptic film by Paul Thomas Anderson. Joaquin Phoenix puts on a performance of a lifetime. I strongly feel he deserves the Oscar over Daniel Day Lewis’ Lincoln. There’s a lot that can be taken away from this film.

The Man with the Iron Fists

• 2012
• Action

The first half was really entertaining and things went downhilll so fast that I didn’t get time to yell obscenities before the credits rolled. It was like witnessing someone buy a Lamborghini and then airbrushing a gang mural on it.

Mansome

• 2012
• Documentary

Don’t be fooled into thinking this film has advice for us dudes. There are no eye-opening secrets or interesting facts. You’re just going to be annoyed by all the obnoxious personalities.

Moonrise Kingdom

• 2012
• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance

Innocent, enchanting, and aware of itself enough to be funny at all the right moments. Some of Wes Anderson's previous films, minus The Fantastic Mr. Fox, have been more cerebral. Moonrise Kingdom comes more from the heart and it shows it big ways, even with his subtle style. A delight to watch.

Magic Mike

• 2012
• Biography
• Comedy
• Drama

If your girl wants to go see this movie, take her. Don’t worry, you’ll survive. It’s actually good and has solid performances by the entire cast. It’s not awe-inspiring and the stories about male strippers isn’t anything out of the norm. I would know because I’m a male stripper. Well, only me and my mirror know. Was that awkward? Sorry! Go watch the movie now, it will be a lot less awkward. Seriously, take your girl to go see this, you will get super laid for it.

Margaret

• 2011
• Drama

This took six years to release because the director couldn’t make a version that’s less than three hours long. All that drama behind the scenes is not nearly as thick as what you’ll experience within this film. The acting is stellar and you’ll get a lot of it because the handful of actors each get enough screentime to emotionally erupt. The many layers of events are written on a large scale but wrapped around a plot that anyone can digest.

Men in Black 3

• 2012
• Action
• Comedy
• Sci-fi

The first one was great and the second was utter crap. I had no expectations for this third sequel, especially when we find out that Will Smith is going back in time. A time travel story is very risky if not done right. With low expectations, I would have been content with just seeing those funny aliens again.

I did get my funny aliens and the human elements have also been dialed up. Smith and Brolin were fun to watch and they made a smart decision by not forcing a very old Tommy Lee Jones to play anything but a very old Tommy Lee Jones. Good fun!

Macross Frontier the Movie: The False Songstress

• 2009
• Animation
• Sci-fi

Hey, I’m in the mood to watch a Japanimation and I loved Robotech as a kid so why not.

There are pop songs with lyrics such as “At my wink signal, dive into my chest. Pure heart, go and violate my exposed thighs...The limit is vague 1000%” (extra zero is not a typo). I wouldn’t normally poke fun at that because I’m sure it doesn’t translate over well but when the lyrics are shown on screen like karaoke, sung in broken english, and happening constantly – well, fuck them. As for characters, we have the male hero (who has the longest hair in the film) stuck in a love triangle with a woman and a girl who looks like she’s 10. The two girl's singing is also the key to defeating the alien invaders. There is a second movie in this series but I would rather chug bleach.

Machine Gun Preacher

• 2011
• Action
• Biography
• Crime

Gerald Butler gave a lot into this performance but the film feels detached. If I had not known this was based on a true atrocity, I wouldn't have believed it. There are moments that are genuinely inspiring and uplifting so by no means is it a bad film. I'm just not giving this a strong recommendation.

Man on a Ledge

• 2012
• Crime
• Thriller

The girl cannot figure out which wire is the red one because the light shining on it is red. The light is fucking red. This film's premise is clever but it ended up in the wrong hands and turns out to be thee clumsiest heist movie I've ever seen. The director even managed to make Ed Harris look bad. Bastard.

Martha Marcy May Marlene

• 2011
• Drama
• Thriller

A psychological thriller that is creepy, yet, quiet. You're never sure what reality is taking place and you'll eventually come up with your own theories when the credits roll. I tend to dislike movies with open endings but there's something about this one that left me satisfied.

My Week with Marilyn

• 2011
• Biography
• Drama

Michelle William's ditsy performance of Marilyn Monroe is really fun to watch but you'll also get the emotional baggage that comes with her. If you're not in the mood to see depressing issues, don't worry, it's only one week with Marilyn and not some long-winded biopic.

The Muppets

• 2011
• Comedy
• Drama
• Family

I thought I was going to have to water-down my sense of humor because it's The Muppets. Not at all! I got quite a few good laughs out of this. Also, Kermit gets me every time he flips out.

Moneyball

• 2011
• Biography
• Drama
• Sport

What makes Moneyball a good movie is its ability to take the most boring parts of the sports genre and keep my attention. This very American film isn't for everyone and some may even find it as dull as the poster. I did at some points.

Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

• 2011
• Action
• Adventure
• Thriller

State-of-the-art action movie that is always intense. If things aren't being blown up, be sure that they'll be talking about what to blow up next.

Margin Call

• 2011
• Drama
• Thriller

If there's a film that can take a great cast and have them perform superbly around a subject matter that most Americans don't give a shit about, it's this.

Midnight in Paris

• 2011
• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Romance

At midnight, in Paris, something happens to Owen Wilson. Time becomes magical but in an intellectual and historical way. There are a lot of characters and they're all amusingly funny, so this is easy to enjoy.

Midnight in Paris could have easily been a snobby film but Woody Allen pulls it off in a way that should be suitable for a ranged crowd. This film can fall under a lot of genres but I just have one thing to say about it. It's delightful.

Melancholia

• 2011
• Drama
• Sci-fi

This is a gorgeous movie and one of Lars Von Trier's less looney scripts. It's not hard to follow and and the music complimented all the beautiful scenes very well. Kirsten Dunst's performance was exceptional and everything else about the film left me satisfied.

Middle Men

• 2009
• Comedy
• Crime
• Drama

This movie is all over the place. The story could have been interesting but Luke Wilson (who plays the leading character) is as exciting as beige wallpaper. The other characters seem like they were written by rebellious 10-year olds. This could have been a decent crime comedy about a start-up porn business, but it is not.

Morning Glory

• 2010
• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance

Rachel McAdams is so annoying in this and Harrison Ford is similar in the first half. Among the weak jokes, over-acting, bad script, and the flurry of pop songs, something is sure to irritate you.

There was also a rap scene in this. My teeth hurt from cringing so hard.

Marley & Me

• 2008
• Comedy
• Drama
• Family

There is nothing fancy or complicated about this movie and that's what makes it watchable. If you happen to hate Owen Wilson or Jennifer Aniston, this is probably the one time that you can tolerate them. The film is straight-forward, funny enough to keep your blood pumping, sad but not heart-wrenching, and also very American.

The Mechanic

• 2011
• Action
• Crime
• Thriller

I'm not sure how Jason Statham can be a stealth assassin when he walks around looking like an angry murderer. Anyway, it's a decent action flick with a more serious tone and Ben Foster alone is worth the watch.

Machete

• 2010
• Action
• Crime
• Thriller

Guns, chicks with guns, blood, naked chicks, bloody naked chicks, and an all-star cast in this high-testosterone, shoot-em-up. Fun movie for the whole family! Also, pretty retarded!

Megamind

• 2010
• Animation
• Action
• Comedy

I can't choose which is my favorite character, Metro-sexual Man or Minion. Every character in this film is awesome! This film is awesome!

Monsters

• 2010
• Drama
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

Not only is the acting horrible and the movie boring as hell but this is some of the worst writing I've seen. If you like shouting "what the fuck?" throughout a movie, then go ahead and watch this.

MacGruber

• 2010
• Action
• Comedy

Freaking hilarious! But not like Hangover-type of funny. It's gross, crude, ridiculous, and pathetic kind-of-funny. I lost it when Kristen Wiig had to put on those disguises.

Monster

• 2003
• Biography
• Crime
• Drama
• Romance

And this is why Charlize Theron is my favorite actress. There's not much else to say, just watch this phenomenal movie. Please.

My Best Friend - Klaus Kinski

• 1999
• Documentary
• Biography

I saw this 'as a movie' when I was younger. I knew it was a documentary but because I had no idea who these two people were and because this Klaus Kinski guy is such an insane motherfucker, I thought I was watching a real-life battle between good and evil. What a great documentary.

Mr. Nobody

• 2009
• Drama
• Fantasy
• Romance
• Sci-fi

Mr. Nobody is a very cerebral film. It will make you wonder about the universe all the while showing you beautiful scenes of alternate love. I can't say that I fully understood it, but I like it enough.

Mystery Team

• 2009
• Comedy

Those Derrick Comedy guys are funny and this is their first movie.

Macheads

• 2009
• Documentary

A documentary about the Mac computer cult and all its smelly hippies.

PS: This website was created on a PC.

Motel Hell

• 1980
• Comedy
• Horror

"Come for the night, stay for the nightmare."
"You might just die...laughing."
"Checking in is easy, checking out is hell."

Best taglines.

The Men Who Stare at Goats

• 2009
• Comedy

Kind of a boring movie. The jokes were way too dry. The funniest part is when the whole camp was tripping on acid. "Uh hold on...the weather today...is gonna be...hot."

My Girl

• 1991
• Comedy
• Drama
• Family
• Romance

The boy dies at the end! Haha, I ruined the movie for you.

Mother

• 2009
• Crime
• Drama
• Mystery
• Thriller

A poor mother's son is framed for a murder and now she goes on a desperate journey to find the real killer. There are a lot of great shots in this film and I enjoyed the story, even though it was a bit perverse.

The Messenger

• 2009
• Drama
• Romance
• War

I thought Ben Foster was the highlight of this movie (that's why I watched it) but it was more about Woody Harrelson. I expected a lot more out of this.

Mortal Kombat

• 1995
• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

Moooooooooortal Kooooombat!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

• 1975
• Adventure
• Comedy

My favorite part is the stoning.

The Manchurian Candidate

• 2004
• Drama
• Mystery
• Thriller

Brain-washing military experiment goes wrong and Denzel starts screaming at people.

Moon

• 2009
• Drama
• Mystery
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

I love this movie. Sam Rockwell does an excellent job or should I say, excellent jobs. Sci-fi movies aren't all about lasers and aliens, as shown in this film, there can be a lot of drama, danger, and madness.

To insanity and beyond!

Mean Machine

• 2001
• Comedy
• Drama
• Sport

You would think a movie with Vinnie Jones and Jason Statham about inmates that start a prison soccer league would be funny and crazy, huh? It's not. It's boring as hell!

Michael Moore Hates America

• 2004
• Documentary

Michael Wilson makes a film that exposes Michael Moore's lies, bias techniques, and hypocrisy. This documentary itself isn't that great but maybe someone else will take another stab at this subject in the future.

Mask

• 1985
• Biography
• Drama

Cher, plus motorcycle gang, plus charming deformed dude. Pretty cool movie if I do say so!

Moonwalker

• 1988
• Action
• Crime
• Fantasy
• Music
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

Michael Jackson saves little boys...or...

Mannequin

• 1987
• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Romance

This movie was funny and acceptable back in the 80's but now with the rise of perverts and blow-up dolls, it's just wrong.

Mr. Brooks

• 2007
• Crime
• Drama
• Mystery
• Thriller

I know what you're thinking. Kevin Costner and Dane Cook in a murder movie? It's actually not that bad, I enjoyed this different approach on serial killers. Just try to zone out Dane Cook and you'll be fine.

Munich

• 2005
• Drama
• History
• Thriller

There weren't any consequences for the main guy to do what he did via terrorist attacks against the terrorists themselves. This movie felt like Spielberg's personal, revenge fantasy against those that committed atrocities against the Jews. Regardless, it's a good movie about one of the most violent hostage situations that took place during the 1972 Summer Olympics in Munich. There's a documentary on it called One Day in September; watch it!

M.D. Geist

• 1996
• Animation

This film is sort of like Fist of the North Star except the dude has a mech suit. There's not much to the plot, the main guy just slaughters everyone – it's really violent.

MirrorMask

• 2005
• Adventure
• Drama
• Fantasy
• Family

I really dug the art direction and visuals in this but the movie itself wasn't good. It's not an awful movie though so I do recommend it if you want to see some very fantastical scenery.

Man Bites Dog

• 1992
• Comedy
• Crime
• Drama
• Horror
• Thriller

A camera crew follows a serial killer around as he does his business. This movie is clever but one of the sickest movies I've seen. Gruesome.

My Father the Hero

• 1994
• Comedy
• Romance

I think this is the time when the famous French actor, Gerard Depardieu was dabbling with a lot of American films. It's not too bad.

Max Payne

• 2008
• Action
• Crime
• Drama
• Thriller

A very mediocre movie that is just trying to cash in on the video game franchise of the same name.

Miami Vice

• 2006
• Action
• Crime
• Drama
• Thriller

This is not nearly as bad as people thought it was going to be. It's actually quite enjoyable, not overly "too cool", and with great action. Highly recommended!

Monsters vs Aliens

• 2009
• Animation
• Action
• Family
• Sci-fi

Another really fun and cleverly animated movie! Great dialog for kids and adults. I especially liked the voice of Amy Poehler (the computer).

Miss March

• 2009
• Comedy

What a boring and unfunny piece of crap. The only thing funny is Horsedick-dot-MPEG but the other two main characters are lame. There are plenty of good comedies in 2009 like, The Hangover or I Love You, Man – so there is absolutely no reason for you to watch this.

Misery

• 1990
• Horror
• Thriller

This is one of the great, classic horrors. Kathy Bates will blow your mind (and make you crap your pants) with her twisted character.

Mac and Me

• 1988
• Adventure
• Family
• Fantasy
• Sci-fi

Look at that creepy-ass, ET-clone! Look at him! He looks like a troll with down syndrome.