Mystic River

• 2003
• Crime
• Drama
• Mystery
• Thriller

Three effed-up childhood friends reunite when one of their daughters is murdered. Next to Alfred Hitchcock, Clint Eastwood is my second idol. This movie is just one of his many masterpieces. The only complaint I have about this is the ending, other then that, it's a great movie.

Mystery Team

• 2009
• Comedy

Those Derrick Comedy guys are funny and this is their first movie.

Mystery Men

• 1999
• Action
• Comedy
• Fantasy

Stupidly funny! It's a future setting with a bunch superhero rejects. Oh yeah, Pee Wee is in this movie too.

My Week with Marilyn

• 2011
• Biography
• Drama

Michelle William's ditsy performance of Marilyn Monroe is really fun to watch but you'll also get the emotional baggage that comes with her. If you're not in the mood to see depressing issues, don't worry, it's only one week with Marilyn and not some long-winded biopic.

My Neighbor Totoro

• 1988
• Animation
• Adventure
• Family
• Fantasy

All aboard the Catbus!

My Girl

• 1991
• Comedy
• Drama
• Family
• Romance

The boy dies at the end! Haha, I ruined the movie for you.

My Father the Hero

• 1994
• Comedy
• Romance

I think this is the time when the famous French actor, Gerard Depardieu was dabbling with a lot of American films. It's not too bad.

My Cousin Vinny

• 1992
• Comedy
• Crime

Ralph Macchio is in trouble and calls his cousin Vinny (Joe Pesci) to bail him out. It's actually a pretty funny movie.

My Blue Heaven

• 1990
• Comedy

Steve Martin plays a flashy mobster and it makes me feel weird. There are some funny parts but not enough to recommend this movie.

My Best Friend's Girl

• 2008
• Comedy
• Romance

I just like it when Tank (Dane Cook) works his magic, so the beginning of the movie was funny. I can't say the same for the rest.

My Best Friend - Klaus Kinski

• 1999
• Documentary
• Biography

I saw this 'as a movie' when I was younger. I knew it was a documentary but because I had no idea who these two people were and because this Klaus Kinski guy is such an insane motherfucker, I thought I was watching a real-life battle between good and evil. What a great documentary.

Murderball

• 2005
• Documentary
• Sport

A documentary about people in tricked-out wheelchairs playing ball. These guys are fast, rough, and really serious about the game. They are mad! I guess I would be mad too if I was in a wheelchair.

Murder on a Sunday Morning

• 2001
• Crime
• Documentary

One the very best documentaries I have seen. In this film, you will see a real-life plot of murder and frame. It's a touching story about an honest-to-god, real American hero. Forget all of those "based on a true story" movies, this is the real thing and the plot is as Hollywood as it gets.

The Muppets

• 2011
• Comedy
• Drama
• Family

I thought I was going to have to water-down my sense of humor because it's The Muppets. Not at all! I got quite a few good laughs out of this. Also, Kermit gets me every time he flips out.

Munich

• 2005
• Drama
• History
• Thriller

There weren't any consequences for the main guy to do what he did via terrorist attacks against the terrorists themselves. This movie felt like Spielberg's personal, revenge fantasy against those that committed atrocities against the Jews. Regardless, it's a good movie about one of the most violent hostage situations that took place during the 1972 Summer Olympics in Munich. There's a documentary on it called One Day in September; watch it!

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

• 2008
• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy
• Thriller

Brendan Fraser battles mummies with guns and cheesy one-liners, for the last time. We hope.

The Mummy Returns

• 2001
• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Horror
• Thriller

Brendan Fraser battles mummies with guns and cheesy one-liners, again.

The Mummy

• 1999
• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Horror
• Thriller

Brendan Fraser fights mummies with guns and cheesy one-liners.

Mulholland Dr.

• 2001
• Crime
• Drama
• Fantasy
• Mystery
• Romance
• Thriller

This one is a mind-bender and my favorite from Lynch. There is a scene in here that made my heart drop. It's also very entertaining to hear people try to describe the story with all of their loony theories. Remember, the best way to enjoy a David Lynch movie is not to ask questions. Just experience it and it will give you a plethora of emotions.

Mulan

• 1998
• Animation
• Adventure
• Drama
• Family

I took a big break on watching animated Disney movies after this one.

Mrs. Doubtfire

• 1993
• Comedy
• Drama
• Family

This movie wasn't stupid but it did start stupid spin-offs like Big Mama's House...and so many more awful films.

Mr. Nobody

• 2009
• Drama
• Fantasy
• Romance
• Sci-fi

Mr. Nobody is a very cerebral film. It will make you wonder about the universe all the while showing you beautiful scenes of alternate love. I can't say that I fully understood it, but I like it enough.

Mr. Brooks

• 2007
• Crime
• Drama
• Mystery
• Thriller

I know what you're thinking. Kevin Costner and Dane Cook in a murder movie? It's actually not that bad, I enjoyed this different approach on serial killers. Just try to zone out Dane Cook and you'll be fine.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

• 2005
• Action
• Comedy
• Romance
• Thriller

Stupid and fun romcom with guns and stuff.

Movie 43

• 2013
• Comedy

The worst comedy I’ve ever seen is Underground Comedy Movie, and this one is just like that except with bigger actors.

The Mothman Prophecies

• 2002
• Drama
• Horror
• Mystery
• Thriller

Too bad the Mothman couldn't predict Richard Gere's plummeting career.

Mother

• 2009
• Crime
• Drama
• Mystery
• Thriller

A poor mother's son is framed for a murder and now she goes on a desperate journey to find the real killer. There are a lot of great shots in this film and I enjoyed the story, even though it was a bit perverse.

Motel Hell

• 1980
• Comedy
• Horror

"Come for the night, stay for the nightmare."
"You might just die...laughing."
"Checking in is easy, checking out is hell."

Best taglines.

Mortal Kombat

• 1995
• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

Moooooooooortal Kooooombat!

Morning Glory

• 2010
• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance

Rachel McAdams is so annoying in this and Harrison Ford is similar in the first half. Among the weak jokes, over-acting, bad script, and the flurry of pop songs, something is sure to irritate you.

There was also a rap scene in this. My teeth hurt from cringing so hard.

Moonwalker

• 1988
• Action
• Crime
• Fantasy
• Music
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

Michael Jackson saves little boys...or...

Moonrise Kingdom

• 2012
• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance

Innocent, enchanting, and aware of itself enough to be funny at all the right moments. Some of Wes Anderson's previous films, minus The Fantastic Mr. Fox, have been more cerebral. Moonrise Kingdom comes more from the heart and it shows it big ways, even with his subtle style. A delight to watch.

Moon

• 2009
• Drama
• Mystery
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

I love this movie. Sam Rockwell does an excellent job or should I say, excellent jobs. Sci-fi movies aren't all about lasers and aliens, as shown in this film, there can be a lot of drama, danger, and madness.

To insanity and beyond!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

• 1975
• Adventure
• Comedy

My favorite part is the stoning.

Monsters, Inc.

• 2001
• Animation
• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Family
• Fantasy

Pixar takes a childhood myth and creates an entire world out of it. This is such a delightful movie. It's easy to say that whatever Pixar makes is gold. It is easy, actually. Whatever Pixar makes is gold.

Monsters vs Aliens

• 2009
• Animation
• Action
• Family
• Sci-fi

Another really fun and cleverly animated movie! Great dialog for kids and adults. I especially liked the voice of Amy Poehler (the computer).

Monsters

• 2010
• Drama
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

Not only is the acting horrible and the movie boring as hell but this is some of the worst writing I've seen. If you like shouting "what the fuck?" throughout a movie, then go ahead and watch this.

Monster

• 2003
• Biography
• Crime
• Drama
• Romance

And this is why Charlize Theron is my favorite actress. There's not much else to say, just watch this phenomenal movie. Please.

Moneyball

• 2011
• Biography
• Drama
• Sport

What makes Moneyball a good movie is its ability to take the most boring parts of the sports genre and keep my attention. This very American film isn't for everyone and some may even find it as dull as the poster. I did at some points.

Money Train

• 1995
• Action
• Comedy
• Drama
• Crime
• Thriller

A mad cop tries to steal a train full of money and I think Woody Harrelson has something to do with it.

Modulations

• 1998
• Documentary
• Music

A documentary about the more obscure side of electronic music and how it came to be. Just don't expect this film to discuss genres like Trance or House, it dives more into the glitchy and experimental side.

Modify

• 2005
• Documentary

How far can these people take their body modifications? Guys cutting their penises, girls hot-branding their legs. Perhaps the next level of body modification would be for these people to remove their heads. I'd like to see that.

The Mist

• 2007
• Horror
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

The good things about this movie are the effects, grotesque monsters, and some great scenes. The bad things are the horrible acting and the illogical storyline. They're trying to re-create the Lord of the Flies-type setting and came up short. The survivors in this group act too rash to a point of disbelief. I do not recommend this movie.

Mission: Impossible III

• 2006
• Action
• Adventure
• Thriller

Third times the charm. This one was better than the last two and all thanks to J.J. Abrams – the man!

Mission: Impossible II

• 2000
• Action
• Adventure
• Thriller

I think John Woo is over-rated. Maybe he should only direct action sequences, rather then a whole movie.

Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

• 2011
• Action
• Adventure
• Thriller

State-of-the-art action movie that is always intense. If things aren't being blown up, be sure that they'll be talking about what to blow up next.

Mission: Impossible

• 1996
• Action
• Adventure
• Thriller

A mediocre remake of the original TV series.

Miss March

• 2009
• Comedy

What a boring and unfunny piece of crap. The only thing funny is Horsedick-dot-MPEG but the other two main characters are lame. There are plenty of good comedies in 2009 like, The Hangover or I Love You, Man – so there is absolutely no reason for you to watch this.

Misery

• 1990
• Horror
• Thriller

This is one of the great, classic horrors. Kathy Bates will blow your mind (and make you crap your pants) with her twisted character.

MirrorMask

• 2005
• Adventure
• Drama
• Fantasy
• Family

I really dug the art direction and visuals in this but the movie itself wasn't good. It's not an awful movie though so I do recommend it if you want to see some very fantastical scenery.

Miracle at St. Anna

• 2008
• Action
• Crime
• Drama
• Thriller
• War

Again, I am not a fan of Spike Lee and this movie is a great example of it. First off, I really did enjoy the story but there's something about the way Spike Lee directs. Does he not get along with the actors or something? Everyone does a horrible job in this movie; I cringed a few times at the performances. There's a lot you have to deal with in order to find the great story beneath all the crap it's buried under.

Minority Report

• 2002
• Action
• Mystery
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

A great Sci-fi flick by Spielberg. Great action, great graphics, and very fascinating story.

Million Dollar Baby

• 2004
• Drama
• Sport

Hilary Swank, Morgan Freeman, and of course, Clint Eastwood. All at their best in another one of Eastwood's stellar dramas. You're going to go through the emotional process of how Frankie Dunn (Eastwood) feels about Maggie Fitzgerald (Swank) from their rough beginning to their bonding moments.

Milk

• 2008
• Biography
• Drama
• Romance

Sean Penn's best performance to date. This is a very sad and touching movie about Harvey Milk, California's first openly gay elected official.

The Mighty Ducks

• 1992
• Action
• Comedy
• Drama
• Family
• Sport

This was a fun family film.

Midnight in Paris

• 2011
• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Romance

At midnight, in Paris, something happens to Owen Wilson. Time becomes magical but in an intellectual and historical way. There are a lot of characters and they're all amusingly funny, so this is easy to enjoy.

Midnight in Paris could have easily been a snobby film but Woody Allen pulls it off in a way that should be suitable for a ranged crowd. This film can fall under a lot of genres but I just have one thing to say about it. It's delightful.

Middle Men

• 2009
• Comedy
• Crime
• Drama

This movie is all over the place. The story could have been interesting but Luke Wilson (who plays the leading character) is as exciting as beige wallpaper. The other characters seem like they were written by rebellious 10-year olds. This could have been a decent crime comedy about a start-up porn business, but it is not.

Michael Moore Hates America

• 2004
• Documentary

Michael Wilson makes a film that exposes Michael Moore's lies, bias techniques, and hypocrisy. This documentary itself isn't that great but maybe someone else will take another stab at this subject in the future.

Michael Clayton

• 2007
• Crime
• Drama
• Mystery
• Thriller

A lot of reviews says that George Clooney did a phenomenal job in this movie. I see the opposite. To me, he was just cruising around and talking to people.

Miami Vice

• 2006
• Action
• Crime
• Drama
• Thriller

This is not nearly as bad as people thought it was going to be. It's actually quite enjoyable, not overly "too cool", and with great action. Highly recommended!