Oz the Great and Powerful

• 2013
• Adventure
• Family
• Fantasy

I liked the story and the beautiful spectacle of Oz. James Franco is hard to hate-on but I wanted to punch all of his teeth every time he showed them. The build-up to the plot’s main villain was a let-down. A lot of the annoyances has to be blamed on Sam Raimi. Pushing all the negativity aside, I did enjoy the film.

One for the Money

• 2012
• Action
• Comedy
• Crime

Let's see what Katherine Heigl has to say.



I agree.
You deserve better than this, Heigl.

Our Idiot Brother

• 2011
• Comedy
• Drama

We had a brother like this in our family. Before he was able to teach us how to love ourselves and one another with his hippie ideals, we killed him.

The One Percent

• 2006
• Documentary

A rich kid makes a documentary about how the rich gets richer and the poor gets poorer; as if Americans didn't already know that. You'll see the kid going to poor areas and talking to struggling civilians about their hardships but for what cause? His family is against this film, other rich people don't like it, and it doesn't help the lower/middle class. Stop trying to be like us average Americans and just go lounge by your champagne-filled swimming pool.

Old Men in New Cars: In China They Eat Dogs II

• 2002
• Action
• Comedy

This is a dark and hilarious movie! If anything, you must watch it for the prison break scene.

The Other Guys

• 2010
• Action
• Comedy
• Crime

This was funny! I'm not the biggest fan of Mark Wahlberg but he was good in this. It's nice to not see him be the heroic badass for once.

Operation Endgame

• 2010
• Drama
• Action
• Comedy

Vulgar comedy about a secret division that houses two opposing groups of dysfunctional assassins. Lots of fun, lots of blood, and lots of hilarious characters.

Objectified

• 2009
• Documentary

Documentary about design throughout the world. I enjoyed learning about the thought process of how things are engineered and created. Just be prepared for this guy to tell you how to live a sustainable life by making laptops out of cardboard. Fucking, please. This movie is best viewed on a Mac laptop with an organic soy latté by your side.

Our Daily Bread

• 2005
• Documentary

A beautiful and quiet documentary about the processing of food throughout the world.

The Omen

• 2006
• Horror
• Thriller

I don't know what's more evil. This movie or me laughing my ass off when the guy gets decapitated by that ladder.

Outlander

• 2008
• Action
• Adventure
• Sci-fi

Spaceships, lasers, aliens, dragons, and vikings are all in this movie. Seriously. The movie actually had a decent budget and wasn't as horrible as I expected it to be. Remember Reign of Fire? That looked awful with dragons taking over the world and whatnot but it turned out to be pretty cool. Same goes for this.

Orphan

• 2009
• Drama
• Horror
• Mystery
• Thriller

Only adopt children with a 90-day return policy!

Once Bitten

• 1985
• Comedy
• Horror

One of Jim Carrey's earlier movies about how he gets bit by a hot, vampire lady. This was before all his whacky antics.

Ong bak 2

• 2008
• Action

Don't watch this for the plot or anything else except for pure ass-kicking. Tony Jaa beats the crap out of people in the most extravagant way.

One Day in September

• 1999
• Documentary

A heart-wrenching documentary on one of the most violent hostage situations taking place in the 1972 Munich Summer Olympics. Americans need to watch this and see how wicked things can be beyond our shores.

Overboard

• 1987
• Comedy
• Romance

I've seen this classic romcom about 4 times as a kid.

Observe and Report

• 2009
• Action
• Comedy
• Crime
• Drama

My least favorite Seth Rogan movie. There is so much profanity that it just becomes stupid. The jokes were not that clever and the film dragged on so much.

Office Space

• 1999
• Comedy
• Crime
• Romance

Who doesn't know about this movie?

The Onion Movie

• 2008
• Comedy

If you like The Onion news network then you should already know about this. If you don't know and you're easily offended, don't watch this.

One Eight Seven

• 1997
• Drama
• Thriller

Samuel L. Jackson vs. a bunch of vatos.

Ong-bak

• 2003
• Adventure
• Crime
• Thriller

Whatever happened to just kicking someone in the shins and running? Or sneaking up behind them and whacking them on the head? Now he has to run up on a wall, do 3 flips, hang from a window by our teeth, and then slide down to kick someone in the face. Nutty action!

Old School

• 2003
• Comedy

Honestly, what good does Luke Wilson do in this movie? Besides him, this movie is hilarious. Everyone is their usual, funny selves.

The Others

• 2001
• Horror
• Mystery
• Thriller

This one went under a lot of people's radar and I don't know why. It's one of my favorite horror flicks. Very well written and well acted by Nicole Kidman. Don't watch this if you plan on sleeping alone, it will get into your head.

One Hour Photo

• 2002
• Drama
• Horror
• Mystery
• Thriller

Robin Williams takes a stab at being a psychotic killer and he does a very good job at it. Makes you feel quite uncomfortable.

Orange County

• 2002
• Comedy
• Drama

Colin Hanks is once again, just wallpaper. The real attraction here is the super, looped-out Jack Black who is constantly effed up.

Obsession: Radical Islam's War Against the West

• 2005
• Documentary

A very well done documentary about how the radical Islams are always plotting for America's demise. I'm not here to get political or tell you what's true or not. I'm here saying that this is a good documentary and should be watched because a lot of the information is logical, yet frightening.

One Hundred and One Dalmatians

• 1961
• Animation
• Adventure
• Family
• Thriller

There's a foreign movie called In China They Eat Dogs, you should check that out.

The One

• 2001
• Action
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

Just your standard Sci-fi, action, martial arts, thriller. Nothing special and the special effects were pretty bad.

The Occult History of the Third Reich

• 1999
• Documentary
• History

Ok, this one is just weird. It's about the Nazi's dark secrets in its ideology and how they actually tried to engage in ancient magics. They even set up a high-ranking team to find the Holy Grail. Sillies!

The Other Boleyn Girl

• 2008
• Biography
• History
• Drama
• Romance

King Henry VIII's whacky love life. Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman on-screen is pretty sexy too.

Over the Top

• 1987
• Action
• Drama
• Family
• Sport

This movie is about professional arm-wrestling and a bratty little kid. Don't watch it unless you're drunk, then it's funny.

Ocean's Thirteen

• 2007
• Comedy
• Crime
• Thriller

I hope this is the last one that they make.

Ocean's Twelve

• 2004
• Comedy
• Crime
• Thriller

Again with the "too cool" characters and then Julia Roberts 'acts' as Julia Roberts. Then mommy comes to the rescue and bails everyone out. This is stupid as hell.

Ocean's Eleven

• 2001
• Comedy
• Crime
• Thriller

This movie is so damn super cool and super smooth that it's super annoying. Give me something to fear or cheer for!

Oldboy

• 2003
• Drama
• Mystery
• Thriller

This is one of my personal top ten favorites. I knew very little about this movie going into it and I even wish I knew nothing. I am completely floored by the story, the cinematography, the soundtrack, and the fight sequences. If you have not had the pleasure of seeing this yet, put it on your rental list and do not read/watch anything on it any further from this point. You'll be glad you didn't. Just please don't watch the dubbed version.