Upstream Color

• 2013
• Drama
• Sci-fi

Shot like an intense, two-hour, perfume commercial. Very heady, intellectually-rich, and ethereal. I had to look online for other meanings and they were all fascinating. This is exactly what you would expect from the guy that made Primer.

Underworld: Awakening

• 2012
• Action
• Fantasy
• Horror

Kate Beckingsale returns in her skin-tight outfit to perform beautifully choreographed nonsense...I’m just going stop here. Everytime I try to say something different about the Underworld films, I fail. They are all the same. Kind of fun, kind of sexy, a lot of bad film.

Urbanized

• 2011
• Documentary

A fascinating and insightful look into something all of us have in common – living in a city. This documentary covers the process, the accomplishments, and even the backlash of city design and planning. There's nothing really eye-opening or new here, it's just all very interesting.

Unknown

• 2011
• Drama
• Mystery
• Thriller

The bad parts is how poorly executed the “nobody freaking believes me” scenarios are. Get past that dilemma and the stock villains, then you’ll find a decent action movie. If you haven’t lost all interests yet.

Untitled

• 2009
• Comedy
• Drama
• Music

This movie pokes fun at the pretentious modern art scene and is mildly funny. My biggest complaint is the lazy ending, either I missed something too subliminal or it was just that – lazy.This isn’t for everyone. It works best for the art enthusiasts with a sense of a humor or the art enthusiasts that dislikes the modern art scene.

Unstoppable

• 2010
• Action
• Drama
• Thriller

Denzel Washington is in another movie with a train but this time the train goes nuts! I thought the runaway train was a terrorist attack but it’s not. Some heavy idiot couldn’t run fast enough to stop it and now it might plow over a bunch of poor people.

The Underground Comedy Movie

• 1999
• Comedy

This is thee worst comedy I have ever seen in my entire life.

Up in the Air

• 2009
• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance

Great movie with great performances by the three main roles. I liked how everything had a charming vibe to it while being balanced out with funny one-liners and thought-provoking dialog about lifestyles and commitment.

U-571

• 2000
• Action
• Drama
• War

One of my least favorite war movies. "Splashes, I hear splashes...splashes."

Up

• 2009
• Animation
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Family

After I finally got around to seeing this, I have to say wow! I understand why it's so great now. First off, there's a death within the first 20 minutes and this film even shows blood! I have never seen blood in any of these cute Pixar pictures. So it sets off a slightly more mature environment from the get-go. As for the rest of it, it's one of the most touching films I have seen.

The Ugly Truth

• 2009
• Comedy
• Romance

It makes perfect sense to cast Heigl as the female after her recent flops and Butler as a guy who’s been losing his cinematic balls. This is a poor excuse for him to reclaim his machismo by telling us it’s okay to be a complete douchebag, that dupes desperate women.

Up in Smoke

• 1978
• Comedy
• Music

Thee classic stoner movie.

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

• 2009
• Action
• Fantasy
• Horror
• Thriller

Vampires and werewolves fight each other to the death...and then they make love.

Underworld: Evolution

• 2006
• Action
• Fantasy
• Horror
• Thriller

What in the world is going in this world? You'll just get a headache trying to figure it out. Forget about it and enjoy the bloody gore.

Under the Tuscan Sun

• 2003
• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance

Some romcoms are made for couples and some specifically for women. Under the Tuscan Sun is the ladder. So, uh, you go girl?

Unlawful Entry

• 1992
• Crime
• Drama
• Thriller

If Ray Liotta was putting the creeps on my family, I’m not sure what would freak me out more; his power or his face.

UHF

• 1989
• Comedy

I used to watch this almost every day as a kid. It was so funny back then. I recently saw it again for nostalgia sake and realize what a dumb little kid I was.

Under Siege

• 1992
• Action
• Drama
• Thriller

Some crackhead stripper pops out of a cake, starts stripping, and my aunt makes me cover my eyes. That’s the only part I remember.

Ultraviolet

• 2006
• Action
• Fantasy
• Sci-fi
• Thriller

I had to make a dentist appointment after cringing so hard at this movie.

U.S. Marshals

• 1998
• Action
• Thriller

This is similar to The Fugitive except Tommy Lee Jones is chasing Wesley Snipes instead of Harrison Ford. That's all I got.

Untraceable

• 2008
• Crime
• Drama
• Thriller

A must-watch for those working in the networking/internet industry. You’ll be constantly pushing up your thick black frames, and pointing out how ludicrous the technology is. As a movie for non-nerds, it’s no good. And you have Colin Hanks to add to the already-stupid equation.

Unbreakable

• 2000
• Mystery
• Thriller

This movie got me in trouble. I tried to talk about it with my girlfriend (at the time) and she insisted that she has never seen this movie. She’s right, I saw it with somebody else. Oops. I then realized that M. Night can do something better than all of us. Cover up bullshit.

The Usual Suspects

• 1994
• Crime
• Mystery
• Thriller

This movie was amazing then. Great now. And will be good for another 100 years.

Universal Soldier

• 1992
• Action
• Drama
• Sci-fi

Van Damme sucks and so does this movie, and the director too. There's a lot of suck in this movie.